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@LeighGeneral I Got A Rat In The Subaru
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A better mouse trap. I invented it.
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That's the worst mouse trap I've ever seen in the history of the world
Just cheese.@Sex Chicken is your car full of treats? I haven’t read any of the thread since it was bumped. Clean your car.
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@Sex Chicken I talked to someone from Ontario who may or may not post on this forum and who may or may not be jewish. Anyway he told me that in the winter in Ontario, rats and mice are attracted to cars that either sit stationary for a while or have a bunch of food in them.
You use your car a lot so that eliminates option #1.
So again, I reiterate, stop being such a god damn slob.
@Shlomo Lars knows as much about rat science as he does about about consensual sex. Absolutely zilch.
Anyway he told me that in the winter in Ontario, rats and mice are attracted to cars that either sit stationary for a while or have a bunch of food in them.
You use your car a lot so that eliminates option #1.
So again, I reiterate, stop being such a god damn slob.
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@Leigh for shaming me for being a victim of your rapes
Trap is empty this morning. This poor bastard doesn’t know that I’m 1/16th Iroquois. This guy is sloppy. I’ve tracked his footsteps.
It looks like he’s left the Subaru and he lives around back under my shed. I know his hunting path now. It’s only a matter of time.
It looks like he’s left the Subaru and he lives around back under my shed. I know his hunting path now. It’s only a matter of time.
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What is it about lesbo wagons that makes filthy rats want to invade them?
DON’T FUCK WITH ME. I’M TOO SMART.
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Clean your disgusting car up so this doesn't happen again
DON’T FUCK WITH ME. I’M TOO SMART.
#ApexPredator
#AncientIndianTracking
#SmarterThanARat
I’m going to mail you a box that says “Vape Pen” on it and when you open it a rat trap will break your fingers.