General Corona virus updates

[member 1013]

Corona virus isn’t even real. Like Mossad, it’s a myth made up to frighten people

 

[1372]

Check your PMs

Why didn't I get a pm?

 

[Splinty]

I spit on the door handles too

Yes, we know you're Jewish. You've told us a thousand times.

 

[Splinty]

Fuck me I am so confused. My search function stopped working for a bit and I thought you had suspended it.

I have no idea about that PM and the majority of the people involved I have no interest in ever talking to again. WTF is going on? Do I have Corona of the brain again?

Art is wasted on you.

 

[member 1013]

Yes, we know you're Jewish. You've told us a thousand times.

Say that to my face at jewish fight club


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mJEEWuWVN-Y

 

[Splinty]

Why didn't I get a pm?

Check your PMs!

 

[1372]

Check your PMs!

I did

That's my mate Barry

 

[member 1013]

I did

That's my mate Barry

Do him work out?

 

[silentsinger]

Art is wasted on you.

Is it fuck. Still didn't click on the link in the PM though.
*runs off whistling all Billy Big Bollocks*

 

[1372]

Do him work out?

Yes

 

[tang]

You live in a VERY different place than I do, so while you have the internet and the news, your reality is far different than mine is at the moment. I live in a really dense city populace wise. I haven't bought way more than I need but I probably have enough going on for 3 weeks. I have massive abundance of flour too so at worst I can survive by making bread. The thing I'm going to miss the most are not being able to buy vegetables.

we bought veggies and fruits and freeze them and use it for a smoothie~

 

[silentsinger]

we bought veggies and fruits and freeze them and use it for a smoothie~

I'm doing alright in my freezer for chillies. The vitamin C is pretty good but hardly any veg.

I decided that other things were more important. I have to work out some med stuff but I think I'm into quarantine tomorrow. I'm not all "woes is me" because I know so many people need to worry more but I'm not working, no bars are open so I really have no need to be outside. I can FaceTime anyone I can't see.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Now now.

I didn't say that did I?

Plus it's 2017 here.

Plus I don't have it. Just a hangover more than likely.

You need to lose the tude.

De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt

 

[MartyLife]

What the merry hell is wrong with people? Apparently people are falling for the 10 second holding your breath thing. I did 20 seconds and my lungs are fucked.

Are you a smoker?

I suggest meditation. long slow exhales after deep inhalation. This would increase your lung capacity.

Namaste.

 

[silentsinger]

Are you a smoker?

I suggest meditation. long slow exhales after deep inhalation. This would increase your lung capacity.

Namaste.

I quit smoking months ago. No more smoking ever again.

 

[1372]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsACdWPak5I&feature=share

 

[tang]

I'm doing alright in my freezer for chillies. The vitamin C is pretty good but hardly any veg.

I decided that other things were more important. I have to work out some med stuff but I think I'm into quarantine tomorrow. I'm not all "woes is me" because I know so many people need to worry more but I'm not working, no bars are open so I really have no need to be outside. I can FaceTime anyone I can't see.

just buy ton of weed before the stores close, chill for 2 weeks and everything will be back to normal~

 

[ThatOneDude]

I quit smoking months ago. No more smoking ever again.

I quit tobacco about 9 months ago. I read weed smoke kills it though, so I have that going for me.

 

[Rambo John J]

‘It’s Just Everywhere Already’: How Delays in Testing Set Back the U.S. Coronavirus Response


Outtakes on an ongoing flu study that caught the coronavirus early, could have been used to quickly evaluate the community spread (person #1 and person #2 weeks apart), and all the CDC and FDA red tape that stopped this...

CDC and FDA are not our friends on this one

 

[SC MMA MD]

We are still doing elective procedures at my hospital, but that may change soon as some PPE is potentially going to become in short supply from distributors.

Plans are being drawn up to utilize telemedicine for some pediatric visits that can utilize it, and we are working on methods to expedite the flow of patients in our cardiology clinic so we can get them from the checkin desk to a private room ASAP to minimize/eliminate time in the common waiting room

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I did

That's my mate Barry

Rusty

 

[1372]

We are still doing elective procedures at my hospital, but that may change soon as some PPE is potentially going to become in short supply from distributors.

Plans are being drawn up to utilize telemedicine for some pediatric visits that can utilize it, and we are working on methods to expedite the flow of patients in our cardiology clinic so we can get them from the checkin desk to a private room ASAP to minimize/eliminate time in the common waiting room

You and @Splinty doing great work my man.

 

[silentsinger]

just buy ton of weed before the stores close, chill for 2 weeks and everything will be back to normal~

Ha. Know what? I just called our trusty Caliva. When I was told to press zero for general info the line went dead.

I'm not smoking anything again anyway and I have enough chocolate edibles. More worried about fat free milk, I'm caning that.

 

[lueVelvet]

The UFC made it to the live updates feed on CNN lol

 

[Splinty]

We are still doing elective procedures at my hospital, but that may change soon as some PPE is potentially going to become in short supply from distributors.

Plans are being drawn up to utilize telemedicine for some pediatric visits that can utilize it, and we are working on methods to expedite the flow of patients in our cardiology clinic so we can get them from the checkin desk to a private room ASAP to minimize/eliminate time in the common waiting room

My drug reps stopped showing up so I don't get free lunches anymore.

Spoiler

I'm buying my nurses lunch everyday as a gesture of solidarity since that is normally a nice perk for them.

I'm actually a skipping a drug rep dinner tonight as a continued example to social distancing.