just working on a shoop, pasted the Perry template into it and this is where it landed
I am crying with laughter lol
That'll do the job
General RIP Comunity Chit Chat
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That'll do the job
Sam Smith is such a cunt. "They" should go fuck themselves while I listen to nirvana
Melt down mode, look at me, look at me, I'm self isolating too.
Meanwhile every musician I know is just playing tunes in their houses, making the most of it and enjoying them selves.
Celebrity culture is cancer
His character was so lovely and yeah I'm sure he'll be fine.
That Gadot reaction was gold, I'm surprised the Kardashians haven't been dragged over the coals for some retarded self centred Twitter nonsense yet.
Wearing it like a badge of honour. "Look at me, I'm doing absolutely fuck all, aren't I awesome?"
According to that arse rags website one of them said god sent this virus to punish us.
Put her head on a spike I say
OFFS. Bet it was Kanye's air head wife.
It's a sign of how humanity is becoming more and more stupid as time goes on that the whole damned family is so damned relevant.
I really don't help. I look at the Daily Fail multiple times a day and they're permanently up the Kardashians' ass constantly.
It's that Morrissey cunt
If I remember correctly from what bits of that shit unintentionaly gets to me they are essentially 90% ass, cant really blame an arse rag like the mail for sticking to them.
Your man from the smiths?
I'm working on it, but I'm bored already, fuck it, time to rebuild the toilet paper fort, maybe add a portcullis.
Lady Fingers back in action since Baby Finger was born I see?
I've been sexually active for over a month now.
Have you thought about brushing your teeth, cock breath?
How will they know I’m serious and not an undercover cop?
There are going to be A LOT of children born in November.
I am not having anymore darling.
no matter how hard you ask x
seriously my baby is a proper cryer. She’s not 3 months for 2 and a bit weeks and maybe I’d forgotten from the first one.
but this is hard.
Fixed
I bet the birth control industry are doing pretty well out of this. There's fuck all else to do really for fun and if you're sensible, bringing another kid into the world is pretty flippin stupid with everything going on.
It’s fun to see them change. Grow.
but I’ll tell you. It’s not the be all and all. Without them my life would be completely different. I’d be in Barbados for a start.
no joke.
but when you do have them it does change stuff.
not so vain to say having progeny is for the better.
but my boy is fun. My daughter is just an annoying, crying , shitting machine.
I know she will turn a corner in about 3 weeks or so and the resentment of what she is doing to my life changes.