General RIP Comunity Chit Chat

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OMFG I love goats, I drove past here a few months back it's about 20 minutes away. I need to reclaim my balance, this is a good idea.

Welcome to Goat Yoga at Lemos Farm! Whether you’re an experienced yogi or just looking for your next big adventure, goat yoga provides a truly heart-warming and unique experience for all ages! Each session includes 45 minutes of yoga while 15-20 small goats roam around you, perhaps nibbling at your clothes, climbing on your back, or cuddling up with you during relaxation poses. The class is followed by 15 minutes of petting zoo fun (including the chance to feed and brush the goats). The farm yoga class is designed for all levels, abilities, and ages 10-100. Goat pose, anyone?


https://www.lemosfarm.com/goat-yoga...fRb17gBe1Ml3Gxr9jH14Lc-oXLk86sZsaArZJEALw_wcB

 

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@Conor McGregor nut holder
Gosh darn it, a friend of mine was friends with the guy this is going to be based on. He died recently, I would have loved to have talked to him about it.
Michael Sheen turns into Millionaire host Chris Tarrant for Quiz trailer | Daily Mail Online

Quiz FIRST LOOK: Michael Sheen transforms into Millionaire host Chris Tarrant in drama based on 'coughing cheat' Charles Ingram's fraud

• The ITV three-part series is based on Major Charles Ingram, who cheated his way to the top prize on quiz show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire in 2001
• Ingram answered the multiple choice questions with the help of Tecwen Whittock, who would cough for each correct answer
• The trailer shows how Charles and his wife Diana came up with the plan, and their eventual and arrest and trial for deception
• Michael Sheen plays Millionaire host Chris Tarrant, who insists that he had no indication Charles cheated when he recorded the show
• The episode was never aired, apart from in a 2003 ITV documentary, when the coughs were heightened for viewers to hear
• Quiz airs next month on ITV

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Who are you talking to?

 

[Zeph]

@Conor McGregor nut holder

these bad boys should help you through this trying period...

 

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@Conor McGregor nut holder

these bad boys should help you through this trying period...

I'm surprised no way Jose hasn't blamed them in an interview yet

 

[SongExotic2]

Usually takes 3 seasons for the wheels to fall off. This time Jose did it 3 months


The special one for sure

 

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Michel Roux died
Don't know if many of you know who he is. Such a lovely chef. Really sad.

 

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@Conor McGregor nut holder

these bad boys should help you through this trying period...

am i joke to you

 

[Zeph]

am i joke to you

You specifically or the club you support?

 

[SongExotic2]

am i joke to you

I think Ur a right cunt.

But I wouldn't say your a joke



Tottenham are tho

 

[SongExotic2]

OMG

I've been to sleep twice already and it's only 2230.

I don't know about all this closed pub bullshit. If you can't go out causing trouble and being a hooligan than what the fuck is the point?

 

[SongExotic2]

Oh and I like talking to the ladies. I make a great first impression.

Once they get to know me a bit they realize I'm a cunt.

But that first time,

I can hear them frothing at the gash

 

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@nuraknu
Guuuuuuurrrrrl. He's my age and still kicking it.
David Beckham displays his hunky tattooed torso as he goes shirtless for a game of football | Daily Mail Online

 

[nuraknu]

@nuraknu
Guuuuuuurrrrrl. He's my age and still kicking it.
David Beckham displays his hunky tattooed torso as he goes shirtless for a game of football | Daily Mail Online

Incredible. He looks like he probably doesn't eat very much though. Must be intimidating for his teenage sons.

I guess they got paid to let the daily mail in there?

 

[FINGERS]

My ring piece is in tatters.

Still suffering from cheese poisoning.

 

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Incredible. He looks like he probably doesn't eat very much though. Must be intimidating for his teenage sons.

I guess they got paid to let the daily mail in there?

I don't think his mrs eats a great deal either, they're addicted to fitness though so who knows. Not slagging them off, I think they seem like a nice family. Always liked them.

My ring piece is in tatters.

Still suffering from cheese poisoning.

Which cheese?

 

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I don't think his mrs eats a great deal either, they're addicted to fitness though so who knows. Not slagging them off, I think they seem like a nice family. Always liked them.

Which cheese?

Camembert. A baked Camembert

 

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Camembert. A baked Camembert

Damn those French bastards.

 

[FINGERS]

Damn those French bastards.

Damn their eyes!

dod I ever tell you I played against Beckham when I was younger and in a competitive game?

had the bouffanted arse in my pocket all game.

probably

 

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Damn their eyes!

dod I ever tell you I played against Beckham when I was younger and in a competitive game?

had the bouffanted arse in my pocket all game.

probably

You did, but only twice

His not being knighted spazz out was a bit damning but I think he's a nice guy.

Didn't even know he was a Spurs fan till I read his book (I didn't finish it, it happens). I just wish the best for that family. He and Victoria seem like good people.

 

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Fuck I love Jimmy Carr.
@Le Chat Noir you remind me of him

 

[Le Chat Noir]

Fuck I love Jimmy Carr.
@Le Chat Noir you remind me of him

I would agree as would any woman that has ever known me.
Some girl in college called me a misogynist once and I told her I would give her
$100 if she could even spell the word...so apparently that made me an asshole instead....she could spell that.

Le Chat Noir
©

 

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I would agree as would any woman that has ever known me.
Some girl in college called me a misogynist once and I told her I would give her
$100 if she could even spell the word...so apparently that made me an asshole instead....she could spell that.

Le Chat Noir
©

I meant as I would imagine you visually, the way I imagine you to sound, the whole deal.

Incredibly boring times this forced lock down, so I watched him for hours last night and it dawned on me that he's your foreign brother from another mother.

 

[Le Chat Noir]

I meant as I would imagine you visually, the way I imagine you to sound, the whole deal.

Incredibly boring times this forced lock down, so I watched him for hours last night and it dawned on me that he's your foreign brother from another mother.

Oh no, we're polar opposites on looks.
I'm 6'3", athletic, chiseled, with a deep raspy voice that strikes fear into small men and 35% of mammals.

Le Chat Noir
©

 

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Oh no, we're polar opposites on looks.
I'm 6'3", athletic, chiseled, with a deep raspy voice that strikes fear into small men and 35% of mammals.

Le Chat Noir
©

I know your shticks aren't the same because you're not quite his level of prick but it did make me chuckle thinking of you as a sort of ventriloquist dummy with the shiny cheeks and all. Lol.