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Judobill

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Jan 15, 2015
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Our phones just went crazy with this message. I didn’t even think this was turned on. I almost shit myself.
 
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Our phones just went crazy with this message. I didn’t even think this was turned on. I almost shit myself.
Jesus that's scary and dramatic... Maybe next time they can include the matches and gas for you to start burning things
 

Jesus X

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Sep 7, 2015
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Stop demanding that people pay their rents on time when they've been fired from their jobs, you insensitive fuck
it would of been nice if cellphone companies weren't charging either I just paid my cell phone right now or at least lowered the bill in half I used to work for cingular wireless so I know they actually could do that if they wanted too the 40 extra bucks they charge us is a mark up.
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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I don't think I had a bit of a thing for Gavin Newsom till this all kicked off but I sure as fuck do now.

I would not be social distancing in his vicinity.
 

Jesus X

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Sep 7, 2015
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rapper scarface story of corona is pretty crazy his kidneys failed and got pneumonia in both lungs. he puked so much that he said he felt like he was throwing up hot sauce.
 

Sheepdog

Protecting America from excessive stool loitering
Dec 1, 2015
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I don't think I had a bit of a thing for Gavin Newsom till this all kicked off but I sure as fuck do now.

I would not be social distancing in his vicinity.
I'm more of a Lindsay Graham kind of guy myself.

The way his jowls shake up and down as that sultry southern belle accent of his sooothingly demonizes the poor and serenades us into wanting to die for Israel, just makes me want to cover him in catfish stew and grits and make love to him on a plantation porch rocking chair while listening to 'Where were you' by Alan Jackson.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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I'm more of a Lindsay Graham kind of guy myself.

The way his jowls shake up and down as that sultry southern belle accent of his sooothingly demonizes the poor and serenades us into wanting to die for Israel, just makes me want to cover him in catfish stew and grits and make love to him on a plantation porch rocking chair while listening to 'Where were you' by Alan Jackson.
I just googled to find his age. Those 64 years have been a rough 64 years.

Can we throw some fried green tomatoes in the mix please? Get Israel out of this equation, I'm back in South heaven.
 

Thuglife13

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Dec 15, 2018
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I'm more of a Lindsay Graham kind of guy myself.

The way his jowls shake up and down as that sultry southern belle accent of his sooothingly demonizes the poor and serenades us into wanting to die for Israel, just makes me want to cover him in catfish stew and grits and make love to him on a plantation porch rocking chair while listening to 'Where were you' by Alan Jackson.
 

Zeph

TMMAC Addict
Jan 22, 2015
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I don't think I had a bit of a thing for Gavin Newsom till this all kicked off but I sure as fuck do now.

I would not be social distancing in his vicinity.
He's got that american pyscho vibe going for him, fosho.
 

megatherium

el rey del mambo
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Jan 15, 2015
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I'm more of a Lindsay Graham kind of guy myself.

The way his jowls shake up and down as that sultry southern belle accent of his sooothingly demonizes the poor and serenades us into wanting to die for Israel, just makes me want to cover him in catfish stew and grits and make love to him on a plantation porch rocking chair while listening to 'Where were you' by Alan Jackson.

 

MMAHAWK

Real Gs come from California.America Muthafucker
Feb 5, 2015
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Roger waters postponed his tour till 2021
Well between his tour and Rages against the Machine I’ve been refunded enough flight miles to travel free to Wuhan.