Lifestyle Chinese Flu Virus Quarantine Cooking Thread

[Deleted member 1]

Fuck that. Tell yourself that bullshit.


If you bonded with the meat you ate, you would be a veggie. Imagine having a dog for 5 years then making him into a chilli?

It's not gonna happen

You're pretty triggered by this.

Go bird hunting, pick up a dove, rip its head off because you accidentally winged it, and then tell me you're out of touch with what you're eating. That's what we do and you don't need to live with an animal for 5 years to be acutely aware of the process.

 

[SongExotic2]

You remember how Jewish my surname is, right? Proper up @Evil Cucknievel neck of the woods. Mad considering what a Jewish surname being I was born in Germany.

Settle down Goldberg

 

[Sausage]

You remember how Jewish my surname is, right? Proper up @Evil Cucknievel neck of the woods. Mad considering what a Jewish surname being I was born in Germany.

You’re a nazi, Jew, limey, yank?

 

[SongExotic2]

You're pretty triggered by this.

Go bird hunting, pick up a dove, rip its head off because you accidentally winged it, and then tell me you're out of touch with what you're eating. That's what we do and you don't need to live with an animal for 5 years to be acutely aware of the process.

I don't eat doves. They are the food of the gays.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Fuck that. Tell yourself that bullshit.


If you bonded with the meat you ate, you would be a veggie. Imagine having a dog for 5 years then making him into a chilli?

It's not gonna happen

You sure about that? I sized my dogs up when all this started incase shit got bad.

 

[SongExotic2]

Who fucken eats doves.

What a stupid remark

 

[Deleted member 1]

Who fucken eats doves.

What a stupid remark

Oh I see, you're drunk.

 

[silentsinger]

Settle down Goldberg

Lulz, nearly. I've only been once in a cab on the way to a Spurs game. I couldn't believe such a place even existed with my own eyes.

You’re a nazi, Jew, limey, yank?

Yeah, lets go with that.

 

[SongExotic2]

You’re a nazi, Jew, limey, yank?

Your woodie, pnd, catboy, dink?

Diddnt you used to be a MoD?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Who fucken eats doves.

What a stupid remark

Everyone in Texas, and don't tell @ConorMcGregorsBeard that we wrap their breasts in bacon after we rip them out.

September 1st is practically a national holiday in Texas.

 

[SongExotic2]

Everyone in Texas, and don't tell @ConorMcGregorsBeard that we wrap their breasts in bacon after we rip them out.

September 1st is practically a national holiday in Texas.

I once heard about a man from Wisconsin who caught a carp with actual breasts.

 

[Sausage]

Your woodie, pnd, catboy, dink?

Diddnt you used to be a MoD?

No idea what that means.

 

[SongExotic2]

No idea what that means.

No worries if you do or you don't.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Everyone in Texas, and don't tell @ConorMcGregorsBeard that we wrap their breasts in bacon after we rip them out.

September 1st is practically a national holiday in Texas.

That's a little more understandable because of the size of the meat, but still. Learn how to fucking cook.

 

[ThatOneDude]

That's a little more understandable because of the size of the meat, but still. Learn how to fucking cook.

Sir, respectfully, you're wrong.
Bless your heart.
-Texas

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Sir, respectfully, you're wrong.
Bless your heart.
-Texas

Wrapping meat in bacon is the same declaration as stuffing a pizza crust with cheese. It's one of desperation. Respectfully.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Wrapping meat in bacon is the same declaration as stuffing a pizza crust with cheese. It's one of desperation. Respectfully.

Absolutely not, sir. Stuffed crust pizza is pretty bad though.

Why do you hate American swine farmers?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Absolutely not, sir.

It's a crutch for people who dry out the meat they're wrapping it in, or don't reocgnize and respect the flavor notes of what they're wrapping.

Why do you hate American swine farmers?

I don't, I love swine farmers. Pork is a good, good product. A beautiful product, tremendous product.

 

[ThatOneDude]

It's a crutch for people who dry out the meat they're wrapping it in, or don't reocgnize and respect the flavor notes of what they're wrapping.



I don't, I love swine farmers. Pork is a good, good product. A beautiful product, tremendous product.

Ehhhhhhhhhhh it can be a crutch sure, or it can be an enhancer.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Ehhhhhhhhhhh it can be a crutch sure, or it can be an enhancer.

If you're using it sparingly, it's an enhancer. If you're using it often, it's a crutch.

 

[silentsinger]

Proper simples today. Sunday always feels like potroast day.
Pot roast day, even though I thought it was Monday for half an hour after I woke up

 

[ThatOneDude]

If you're using it sparingly, it's an enhancer. If you're using it often, it's a crutch.

Depends on what you are eating.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Depends on what you are eating.

Not really, no.

I'm sorry that no one's cared enough to tell you before.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Not really, no.

I'm sorry that no one's cared enough to tell you before.

Sir. There are certain things that do not get the bacon treatment, and there are things that do. Example of things that don't, venison. Example of things that do, diver ducks, dove, smoked rabbit.

 

[SongExotic2]

Sir. There are certain things that do not get the bacon treatment, and there are things that do. Example of things that don't, venison. Example of things that do, diver ducks, dove, smoked rabbit.

I never knew you were a jippo