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Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
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Boo Boo wondered into camp last week. We ran into each other on the porch and before I could unleash El Telón, he hit the brakes, slipped, fell and was gone. I had to shoot him in the ass with the BB gun because he was lingering.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Boo Boo wondered into camp last week. We ran into each other on the porch and before I could unleash El Telón, he hit the brakes, slipped, fell and was gone. I had to shoot him in the ass with the BB gun because he was lingering.
He's lucky you didn't get your hands on him. Would've been lights out boo boo..... Permanently
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
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He's lucky you didn't get your hands on him. Would've been lights out boo boo..... Permanently
He dug a big hole under the barn door and ate all of the D-Con, then took a big shit on the floor. He’s getting a bit too curious. Hopefully he moves on before he gets grown and becomes a serious nuisance.
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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He dug a big hole under the barn door and ate all of the D-Con, then took a big shit on the floor. He’s getting a bit too curious. Hopefully he moves on before he gets grown and becomes a serious nuisance.
Swallow your pride and fly me out, I’ll take care of it.
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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4 Celsius (39 Fahrenheit) with huge wind gusts. An old man just approached me and told me it was too windy to go out. I simply grabbed him be the scarf and told him “to get out of my face”. This is the type of day that fishing legends are born.
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On the broad shoulders of her bravest warriors, Mother Nature bestows her greatest gifts”
Sex Chicken 2020
 
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4 Celsius (39 Fahrenheit) with huge wind gusts. An old man just approached me and told me it was too windy to go out. I simply grabbed him be the scarf and told him “to get out of my face”. This is the type of day that fishing legends are born.
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On the broad shoulders of her bravest warriors, Mother Nature bestows her greatest gifts”
Sex Chicken 2020
I hope you don’t fall in
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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I hope you don’t fall in
If something happens and my love for extreme fishing costs me my life, I’m tasking you with this; In 14 years, on my daughter’s 18th birthday, I want you to show up to my house and present her with a binder full of all my threads and posts, printed, and laminated. I want her to know what an incredible man her father was.
Also if in this time @Prison Rape Survivor has had a daughter, I want you to tell my daughter that it was my dying wish for her to take a bus to Tampa, and dog walk that sloppy Bitch.
 

Sex Chicken

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Why wouldn't you answer that unless the answer was "no"?

You really are the shittiest fisherman I've ever seen...
I’m not saying whether I caught anything or not. I’m actually laughing at your question. It really shows what a Noob you are. It’s not about “catching” fish. Do you hear any of the experienced fishermen asking me if I “caught” any fish? They know that “catching” fish is only a tiny part of fishing and that you can in fact be a world class fishermen without catching ANY fish.
 
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I’m not saying whether I caught anything or not. I’m actually laughing at your question. It really shows what a Noob you are. It’s not about “catching” fish. Do you hear any of the experienced fishermen asking me if I “caught” any fish? They know that “catching” fish is only a tiny part of fishing and that you can in fact be a world class fishermen without catching ANY fish.
Just say, "No, I didn't catch anything" next time, dork.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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I don't have a jet boat, but I do have legs. Perfect morning to take a short hike to this pond and see what lurks beneath.20201108_075722.jpg
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Caught his little brother too. He had a little more fight in him.

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For the uninformed - both are largemouth bass