General Why aren't you dorks talking about gamestonk hilarity?

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Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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59,384
I’m monitoring this situation very closely and the numbers I’m currently crunching are mind boggling. I’ll update soon.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
61,170
56,517
My phone has been ringing off the hook with concerned clients. I’ll tell you what I’m telling them.

1) Diversify your portfolio (as much as you can in these uncertain times)

2) Avoid “soft markets.

3) Brace for the market correction (because it’s coming)
Breathtaking.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
35,382
34,124
My phone has been ringing off the hook with concerned clients. I’ll tell you what I’m telling them.

1) Diversify your portfolio (as much as you can in these uncertain times)

2) Avoid “soft markets.

3) Brace for the market correction (because it’s coming)
I donno what I'd do with out you. Hell, I don't know what this site would do without you.
 

FINGERS

Banned
Nov 14, 2019
17,004
19,818
"Why do you feel the need to use that word so much?"

- You

I feel the word has taken on a new meaning in regard to this.

It is self mocking and if anything makes the use of the word at anyone who isn't a a lucky genius even more wrong.

Retard of the Hedgi
 

steroid to heaven

Colonize the Sun
Dec 23, 2015
7,641
6,881
what theyre doing is illegal
many years ago some kid got busted cuz he would post a "hot stock" on internet forums that he had just bought, it would go up from the buzz, he would sell and make $

he got busted for it
 

Leigh

Engineer
Pro Fighter
Jan 26, 2015
10,913
21,054
what theyre doing is illegal
many years ago some kid got busted cuz he would post a "hot stock" on internet forums that he had just bought, it would go up from the buzz, he would sell and make $

he got busted for it
Trump did this. Traders would have alerts to his Twitter cos he would promote US steel or HCQ or something else and pump the price.