Cinema Boston Dynamics robots dancing - goofy and funny, or utterly terrifying?

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NotBanjaxo

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We've had the dog robot dancing to Uptown Funk before, but now there's a dog, two Atlas robots and some sort of massive ostrich thing all boogying away to Do You Love Me.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3KWM1kuAw


Part of me thinks it's funny, watching them dance about. The other part of me thinks "Oh fuck, where's John and Sarah Connor when you need them?"

It would be no more difficult to program these things to attack and tear apart a human being than it is to program them to dance about.

Only battery technology is holding these things back right now.
 
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They need to team up with real doll and make twerking sex bots. Who wouldnt want to see a marilyn monroe robot twerking to lil jon
 
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Stock up on steel and depleted uranium penetrator ammo now.
 
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Jesus X

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they could easily put a mini gun,missiles or some sort of grenades, thermal vision on these things. they could use that xray technology they use at airports. those mini drones from china will also be a dangerous weapon in the future once they put weapons on them and a good battery or maybe some sort of solar charging.
 
Lukewarm Carl

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It's goofy and funny and that's why it's terrifying. Build some for entertainment to get us cozy with them and conditioned to their existence and then BAM! WORLD DOMINATION!!!!


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MondoIDIOT

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God damn . That things got the moves .


Anyone got the link to it's Grindr account ?
 
redneck

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Judgement Day is coming.

Soon these things will be used to enforce social distancing and facemasks.

Later on they will be terminating non-essential workers.
 
NotBanjaxo

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redneck said:
Soon these things will be used to enforce social distancing and facemasks.
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Those things? As in humanoid robots costing hundreds of thousands of dollars, telling people to stand further apart and put a mask on? Thousands of them, on every street corner?

Better buy in on that Boston Dynamics stock now folks, it's going to the moon!































...oh wait, the moon doesn't really exist does it, damn.
 
redneck

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Banjaxo said:
Those things? As in humanoid robots costing hundreds of thousands of dollars, telling people to stand further apart and put a mask on? Thousands of them, on every street corner?

Better buy in on that Boston Dynamics stock now folks, it's going to the moon!































...oh wait, the moon doesn't really exist does it, damn.
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Those things as in mechanical policemen ultimately designed to be inflicted upon humanity in our Brave New Normal World.
 
Jesus X

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redneck said:
Those things as in mechanical policemen ultimately designed to be inflicted upon humanity in our Brave New Normal World.
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they already proved they can corral humans into their own homes and install fear into them with the covid propaganda.

the only weak link would be military and cops not complying with the orders of the elite to attack civilians.

so with these robots they can eliminate cops and military and just have something that will enforce any law or attack they want on humans with out remorse or questioning of authority
 
Wintermute

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Jesus X said:
they already proved they can corral humans into their own homes and install fear into them with the covid propaganda.

the only weak link would be military and cops not complying with the orders of the elite to attack civilians.

so with these robots they can eliminate cops and military and just have something that will enforce any law or attack they want on humans with out remorse or questioning of authority
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