My wife says the eyes are too big and round to be me
Pink her!My wife says the eyes are too big and round to be me
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What the fuck is that thing? A gila monster?Found @The Welsh Wimp's Tina...
Translation: "Me when someone shows up in the supermarket without a mask"
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What else did she say was too big to be you?My wife says the eyes are too big and round to be me
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Komodo/monitor lizard maybe?What the fuck is that thing? A gila monster?
Aye, looks like a monitor lizard. One of the many species of VaranusKomodo/monitor lizard maybe?
Appears to be an Asian water monitor, which is somewhat arboreal. That makes sense, as you can see him trying to reach the top of that "perch" (shelf) so that he can observe everything in relative safety.What the fuck is that thing? A gila monster?
i was thinking about squeezing you into one, but i felt like targetting the dorks of the website in that postDo me next.
They could have landed anywhere but they chose the biggest arms in Canada.@Sex Chicken's first threesome-View attachment 32588
And also before the clubs reopen
sex chicken gets mad when i dont wear sunglasses inside
haha that dude is straight out of the jersey brunswicks. thats awesomeSaw @Cody at the grocery store. I fucking told you guys he was from New Jersey
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You posSaw @Cody at the grocery store. I fucking told you guys he was from New Jersey
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