UFC Fight Night- Gastelum vs Whitaker - Live Discussion- April 17

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jason73

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you know its a shit card when they give anik the night off . hopefully buffer is parking cars tonight too
 
Sex Chicken

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Rambo John J said:
damn what did you cut it on?

Needing stitches? or just super glue?

I am the fucking master of destroying my feet, I know some repair tricks
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It’s probably not bad. I’ve got gnarly callouses all over my feet. I was kicking the soccer ball with the dog and kicked the side of a patio stone. I think I just pulled the callous back.

It hurt but I didn’t realize I was bleeding until I sat down at my computer. Now I’m stuck on the other side of a white carpet and my wife is upstairs putting the kid to bed. I’m stranded. I’m just going to sit in the corner and slowly bleed out.
 
jason73

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they should have let jeremy stephens beat up a hobo off the vegas strip. they could have paid him in expired reebok merch
 
Grateful Dude

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Sex Chicken said:
It’s probably not bad. I’ve got gnarly callouses all over my feet. I was kicking the soccer ball with the dog and kicked the side of a patio stone. I think I just pulled the callous back.

It hurt but I didn’t realize I was bleeding until I sat down at my computer. Now I’m stuck on the other side of a white carpet and my wife is upstairs putting the kid to bed. I’m stranded. I’m just going to sit in the corner and slowly bleed out.
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Rub some tussin on it.

and drink some milk.

all good!
 
jason73

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Sex Chicken said:
It’s probably not bad. I’ve got gnarly callouses all over my feet. I was kicking the soccer ball with the dog and kicked the side of a patio stone. I think I just pulled the callous back.

It hurt but I didn’t realize I was bleeding until I sat down at my computer. Now I’m stuck on the other side of a white carpet and my wife is upstairs putting the kid to bed. I’m stranded. I’m just going to sit in the corner and slowly bleed out.
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paint a couple coats of New Skin on it and you will be right back in the game
 
Rambo John J

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Sex Chicken said:
It’s probably not bad. I’ve got gnarly callouses all over my feet. I was kicking the soccer ball with the dog and kicked the side of a patio stone. I think I just pulled the callous back.

It hurt but I didn’t realize I was bleeding until I sat down at my computer. Now I’m stuck on the other side of a white carpet and my wife is upstairs putting the kid to bed. I’m stranded. I’m just going to sit in the corner and slowly bleed out.
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Hydrogen peroxide it as you pull it wide open, feels glorious
Then pack it with neosporin and add a tight bandaid or gauze with some tape over it
Then elevate

Then bleed out

Then Leave me your kayak
 
Big Dummy

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Jesus Christ, you guys are having quite the hen session about a cut foot. Wash it off in the tub, put some paper towel on it and shut the fuck up.
 
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