General 2021 NFL Thread

[Hauler]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger I missed some of the game making my dinner, how did Miami score?

Johnson ran it in from the 2 yrd line.

 

[Zeph]

lol a fan in the endzone as jags punch home

 

[Hauler]

tUa cAn OnLy tHrOw sHoRt pAsSeS

Shut the fuck up.

Tiny Toss Tua

 

[Hauler]

LOL @ that trick play against MIA.
That thing took forever

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Damn, if you give the opposing QB about half a minute back there, he's going to complete passes lol.

 

[member 3289]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger I missed some of the game making my dinner, how did Miami score?

30 yard pass to Devante Parker to the 2 or 3 yard line and a run by Duke Johnson (recently activated RB)

 

[Hauler]

Big Ben is a Big Pussy

He's got that Tom Brady thing going where he acts like a soccer player every time someone touches him. Fucking Rapist.

 

[member 3289]

Miami needs to win out to make the playoffs. If they lose one game, their season is essentially over.

They play the Jets and Saints at home, the Titans on the road, and the Pats at home.

Of course we're losing to the 3-10 Jets at home.

 

[member 3289]

Big Ben is a Big Pussy

He's got that Tom Brady thing going where he acts like a soccer player every time someone touches him. Fucking Rapist.

He would fuck u up.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

30 yard pass to Devante Parker to the 2 or 3 yard line and a run by Duke Johnson (recently activated RB)

Ah shit, just saw miami has a covid outbreak and 3 RBs are out, including Lindsay and Gaskin, as well as Waddle at WR.

This could be a struggle offensively.

 

[member 3289]

Ah shit, just saw miami has a covid outbreak and 3 RBs are out, including Lindsay and gaskin, as well as Waddle at WR.

This could be a struggle offensively.

Jevon Holland is also out, apparently unrelated to covid as he was activated off the covid list yesterday.

His absence is as significant to our defense as Waddle's is to our offense.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

The stream I'm watching just had a 2 minute advert explaining in great detail how people can suffer from urinary tract infections, as well as bacterial infections of the perineum. Glad I finished my dinner.

 

[member 3289]

Ah shit, just saw miami has a covid outbreak and 3 RBs are out, including Lindsay and Gaskin, as well as Waddle at WR.

This could be a struggle offensively.

Gaskin is playing. He's just not the starter.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Gaskin is playing. He's just not the starter.

The article I looked up must have been a bit behind the times, it said Lindsay, Gaskin and Ahmed were all out.

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

Timothy, what is your avatar?

I looks to me like the code from the film "The Matrix", which they can learn to read so they can see it like a picture.

Correct

 

[Zeph]

Belting it down in Jacksonville. Should be good news for Robinson owners.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Correct

 

[member 3289]

The article I looked up must have been a bit behind the times, it said Lindsay, Gaskin and Ahmed were all out.

Gaskin and Ahmed tested out of covid protocols yesterday.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Gaskin and Ahmed tested out of covid protocols yesterday.

Shame Lindsay is out, I wanted to see what he could do woith a few weeks familiarity with the Dolphins' offense.

 

[Zeph]

Can't believe I'm cheering for the Steelers. I feel dirty.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Can't believe I'm cheering for the Steelers. I feel dirty.

Why are you cheering for them?

 

[Zeph]

Why are you cheering for them?

1st seed for the Chiefs.

 

[Hauler]

He would fuck u up.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

The Jets pulling out all the stops, their best trick plays.

Just goes to show that beating a team as amazing as the Dolphins is the equivalent of a Superbowl win for them

 

[member 3289]

God damn it we should've picked that