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I would have broken his face
Hahaha I like this guy. Everything he says is true.
I have a friend from South Africa, cunt nearly got me sent down, anyways he told me story about growing up in South Africa. Basically he and his siblings were raised by the nanny, one day she was sick so the family had gone to get her medicine before thier planned swimming trip at the local pool. By the time they dropped it off and checked in on her etc and got to the pool someone had shot it up. If she wasn't sick that day and they'd been on time he'd have got got.
Dude I ordered a 80 canvas of a pug when I was drunk once. Had to play it off as a gift for my ex. I don't think she liked it, it looked like a pug on acid.