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Hauler

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Patrick Mahomes is on the block.
I'm looking for a 1st round draft pick next year.

Of course you cocksuckers will just have the draft when I'm in the woods again to keep me from dominating your asses.
 
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I couldn't have envisioned a better final of America's biggest sport than a Canadian hockey fan vs. an Englishman competing in FF for the first time.
 
Hauler

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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I have 1 offer for Mahomes on the board.
Only a 3rd round draft pick. Hit me with your "best and final" offer.

I will make my decision when I get home from work.
 
Hauler

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
47,584
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Considering we are at the Super Bowl with only 2 teams left...If you are one of those teams and you don't have an offer on the table I suggest you do the math and take a guess at who does.
 
Filthy

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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Hauler said:
Considering we are at the Super Bowl with only 2 teams left...If you are one of those teams and you don't have an offer on the table I suggest you do the math and take a guess at who does.
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with a strategic mind like this, it's no mystery how you keep getting the first pick every year.
 
Sex Chicken

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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Zeph said:
Lets face it these American sports are piss easy. Ain't that right Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken ??
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I don’t like to make generalizations but it seems that the American competitors don’t have that extra gear you need to succeed in the playoffs. The regular season is one thing but you need a completely different mindset for playoff football. Mentally I’ve gone places that most men would be afraid to go. For the last two weeks I’ve done nothing but crunch numbers and watch tape. It’s hard to explain and you can’t teach it. Basically it comes down to having a big ole set of brass balls.
 
Filthy

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,641
Sex Chicken said:
I don’t like to make generalizations but it seems that the American competitors don’t have that extra gear you need to succeed in the playoffs.
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Wait.

no one tested the foreigners for PEDs?

WTF, MMAHAWK @MMAHAWK?!

who are these dudes you keep sending over to watch me pee?
 
Zeph

Zeph

TMMAC Addict
Jan 22, 2015
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Sex Chicken said:
I don’t like to make generalizations but it seems that the American competitors don’t have that extra gear you need to succeed in the playoffs. The regular season is one thing but you need a completely different mindset for playoff football. Mentally I’ve gone places that most men would be afraid to go. For the last two weeks I’ve done nothing but crunch numbers and watch tape. It’s hard to explain and you can’t teach it. Basically it comes down to having a big ole set of brass balls.
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Ah, I see that you like to the extra mile. For me it just came naturally, just lucky, I guess. Whereas all these American phony's were either too simple or just lazy to match real men like us from the British Empire.


To think they put all that effort in over so many, many, weeks just to miss out on the Championship. Oh well, what can you do?

 
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Zeph

Zeph

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Jan 22, 2015
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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another Fantasy Footballer, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Justin Jefferson to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the match up tonight at the Fantasy Superbowl, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Justin Jefferson KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken , you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Superbowl. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Superbowl. See Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Superbowl.
 
Sex Chicken

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,818
59,384
Zeph said:
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another Fantasy Footballer, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Justin Jefferson to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the match up tonight at the Fantasy Superbowl, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Justin Jefferson KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken , you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Superbowl. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Superbowl. See Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Superbowl.
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I crunched the numbers and got the same thing. However as soon is I finished my calculations I tore the page out of the book, wiped my ass with it and ate it. Today isn’t about stats, it’s about heart. Intangibles. It’s Super Bowl Sunday and my team was built for today.
 
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Filthy said:
he saw you picked up 3 players off my roster.

so powerful. What's your score without Rashaad or Brandin?
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Yes the guy who went 5-9 and missed the playoffs despite 1,000 hours of research and 100 shitposts is why Sex Chicken made it to the finals.
 
Sex Chicken

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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Filthy said:
he saw you picked up 3 players off my roster.

so powerful. What's your score without Rashaad or Brandin?
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Neither of them were good enough to start. Cooks never played for me, and I played Penny this week on a hunch. It worked out perfectly.
 
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