General Your Apple Watch knows when you are masturbating and they are keeping stats

[MMAPlaywright]

I mean, that has to be true, right? I just thought of this while rubbing one out and the thought that I was being monitored was exciting.

 

[Poiupoiu]

most people wear thier watch on the left and DIY with the right

 

[Dick Niaz]

 

[Dick Niaz]

most people wear thier watch on the left and DIY with the right

What if they are looking at themselves in the mirror while doing it, though? Which hand would that be?

 

[SongExotic2]

I haven't got an apple watch

 

[Rambo John J]

I can't believe people actually own smart watches

That is some dumb ass shit IMO

no offense

 

[Filthy]

most people wear thier watch on the left and DIY with the right

nobody under 45...right hand is for mousing

 

[The Big Guy]

My dick hates my left hand

 

[Rambo John J]

My dick hates my left hand

reverse grip

boom, problem solved

I will send you my papal for payment

 

[Poiupoiu]

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Eh, oh well.

 

[member 3289]

So do/are my neighbors

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

I can't believe people actually own smart watches

That is some dumb ass shit IMO

no offense

Why?

??

 

[Rambo John J]

Why?

??

I just don't like the technology attached to people, for various reasons


I don't carry my cellphone either tho, so I am not exactly the norm

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

I just don't like the technology attached to people, for various reasons


I don't carry my cellphone either tho, so I am not exactly the norm

Finally you realized you are a wierdo. Now get a haircut you freaking pothead hippie

 

[Rambo John J]

Now get a haircut

I think about it every day

you freaking pothead hippie

View: https://gfycat.com/jampackedspecificauk-marc-rodriguez-marijuana-cannabis

Finally you realized you are a wierdo

View: https://giphy.com/gifs/black-page-men-ZP9QaumB9RWuc

 

[Filthy]

My dick hates my left hand

can you really blame it, after that weekend in Reno?

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Dick Tracy isn't relevant anymore

 

[The Big Guy]

can you really blame it, after that weekend in Reno?

They named an STD after me

 

[SongExotic2]

They named an STD after me

Iguana cock was named after you?

 

[The Big Guy]

Iguana cock was named after you?

You can do better than that

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I can't believe people actually own smart watches

That is some dumb ass shit IMO

no offense

Solution to a problem no one had. I actually really enjoy watching smart watch owners make their lives more laborious just so they can use them.

 

[Robbie Hart]

I don’t have an Apple Watch
Should I get one ?

 

[Rambo John J]

Solution to a problem no one had. I actually really enjoy watching smart watch owners make their lives more laborious just so they can use them.

Lets see if we can sell them a device with a one inch screen

 

[RaginCajun]

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