General RIP Comunity Chit Chat

[Chief]

How old is he?

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Four.

 

[Chief]

Four.

Duh, you just said that earlier.

It's good to get away for a few hours though.

 

[Limpy]

How old is he?

35

 

[gangsterkathryn]

35

Yes. My other son is 35 and Canadian.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Duh, you just said that earlier.

It's good to get away for a few hours though.

I forgive you for that because I very often make that same mistake.

 

[girlandcoconut]

My first job was at a sweet factory. But it was nothing like willy wonkas.

I was just minding my own business as a 17 yr old playing counterstrike (trying to go pro) and my mUm came home and was like you've got a job interview such and such. I was like wtf mum I'm going pro you just got me shot

My first job was at Chuck E Cheese. Hence the childless crazy pet lady I've become.

 

[SongExotic2]

Lmao!

No, no. I felt so strange.

Yea I've been in my new town for like 8

My first job was at Chuck E Cheese. Hence the childless crazy pet lady I've become.

I bet you eat at chick FIL a because they are nice to the chickens don't you?

 

[Chief]

My first job was at Chuck E Cheese. Hence the childless crazy pet lady I've become.

Haha, my younger sister worked there too. That place is a mad house. My kids loved it though. If they didn't have beer there I would have never gone back, but that rat gets funny after a few beers.

There was a 2 beer limit, so when they cut me off, I had my wife go get more for me. Good times.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

My boyfriend is mad I didn't suggest the strip club but they didn't seem like that kid of lesbian.

 

[SongExotic2]

Haha, my younger sister worked there too. That place is a mad house. My kids loved it though. If they didn't have beer there I would have never gone back, but that rat gets funny after a few beers.

There was a 2 beer limit, so when they cut me off, I had my wife go get more for me. Good times.

I was in a hooters in Utah and had to pretend I was eating so they could sell me more 3.8 % beer. It was weird. I pretended I was in a porno and played along.


Diddnt get none tho I just spent like 120 bucks on 3.8% beer and got fucking ruined

It was bizarre

 

[Limpy]

I'm watching Trainwreck, it's kind of boring

 

[SongExotic2]

I'm watching Trainwreck, it's kind of boring

Is that the one about the f-35 program or Amy winehouse?

 

[Chief]

I was in a hooters in Utah and had to pretend I was eating so they could sell me more 3.8 % beer. It was weird. I pretended I was in a porno and played along.


Diddnt get none tho I just spent like 120 bucks on 3.8% beer and got fucking ruined

It was bizarre

I'm convinced Utah has some kind of DNA program where they select for the "dance" gene. Most of the professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars are from Utah.

 

[check it]

Publix is a great store. My favorite grocery store in fact.

So they said no to the cocaine then?

i miss publix. krogers can suck it.

glad to hear your boy got a job.
glad they said no to the cocaine...those would have been wild pictures.

 

[Sweets]

It was his latest report card since he doesn't have a resume.

That broke my heart in a good way..

Edit- I spose bless his heart would make more sense.

 

[1372]

Afternoon

 

[hit4me4]

I went to my friends house yesterday. His wife keeps a very clean house, spotless, everything in it's place, there wasn't a speck of dust anywhere. I diarrhea'd in their bathroom and it looked like tar and stained their bowl as they have a super-high efficient toilet. I had to flush four times. High efficient my ass!

 

[Chief]

Afternoon

You are winning at this time.

 

[Sweets]

His wife keeps a very clean house, spotless, everything in it's place, there wasn't a speck of dust anywhere.

Sounds like a serial killer does she have one of them triple names?

 

[Chief]

That broke my heart in a good way..

Edit- I spose bless his heart would make more sense.

Thanks bro. He's a great kid.

 

[Chief]

I went to my friends house yesterday. His wife keeps a very clean house, spotless, everything in it's place, there wasn't a speck of dust anywhere. I diarrhea'd in their bathroom and it looked like tar and stained their bowl as they have a super-high efficient toilet. I had to flush four times. High efficient my ass!

High efficiency = low volume

 

[check it]

That broke my heart in a good way..

Edit- I spose bless his heart would make more sense.

thanks for the translation.

 

[Chief]

thanks for the translation.

Now say it in Irish.

 

[check it]

Now say it in Irish.

ye bleedin' guinness cork mafia ah shur. conor mcgregor

that's all the irish i know so far.