General Billie Eilish titty slapping

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ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Jan 14, 2015
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Lol! Nah, I'm just playing. I'd shit hot knives to massively disappoint her.

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kneeblock

Drapetomaniac
Apr 18, 2015
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Again I will never understand why some of you (very vocal) guys try to pretend like teenage girls aren't sexy. Is this some kind of "save our children!" shit? Like you get virtual virtue points or something? Shit is baffling to me.
Literally everyone that posts here wanted to bang high-school girls(and most likely did while in highschool), but you are supposed to pretend that you are magically not attracted to them anymore? So fucking dumb. I'll tell millions of years of evolution in my DNA screaming that's good mate material to slow its role, it's not socially acceptable by my current society's social mores!
Trump 2024? I just don't get it.
Carry on I guess.
This monologue was ripped from Gene Hackman in Under Suspicion. Great film, incidentally
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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She's sort of pretty when she smiles.