General Will Smith Just Smacked Chris Rock at the Oscars / Official Oscar Thread

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La Paix

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Let’s have some come backs that Chris Rock should’ve followed up with after the slap and yelling was over.

“I’ll keep her name out my mouth as soon as she keeps other dudes dicks outta hers”
 
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Let’s have some come backs that Chris Rock should’ve followed up with after the slap and yelling was over.

“I’ll keep her name out my mouth as soon as she keeps other dudes dicks outta hers”
"Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth"

"Don't worry I'm hosting the Oscars. No one is going to say her name tonight"
 
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My favorite part is anticipating that every comedian will be making will Smith jokes for a year because 1> it's funny 2> fuck your mother comedy is comedy you bitch

I expect to see comedians circle the wagons for one of their own.
 

MMAHAWK

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When Will realizes Sal from impractical jokers has 2 tattoos his son Jayden and we’ve been laughing at his family for years.
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"All that boxing training for Ali and you still hit like a bitch?"
 

MMAHAWK

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"All that boxing training for Ali and you still hit like a bitch?"
“I didn’t know Will was a method actor but can see that he has moved into the brain damage era of Ali’s life”
 

Speaker to Animals

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That one. Although it's always unclear the timing because of the cuts are done by the producers.
Wtf.

Manufactured outrage.

A buddy has predicted that people will support Smith and turn on Rock, and that will lead to a discussion about what can and can't be said.
 

RussfromNH

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I don’t see anyone on here or on social media praising the joke. It’s was pretty outdated and wasn’t particularly funny. The point is his job is to make jokes and that wasn’t near a line crosser. To get so offended you go up and slap him is bitch made.

Huh? Will is like a foot taller, probably 60 lbs heavier, 5 years younger and he came up on stage masking his intentions before slapping him. No bravery points for approaching another man hands down all cool then quickly slapping him before he can react. That’s one level away from a sucker punch. And again this was against a comedian. A guy who’s made a living making fun of people. Will thought it was funny until he caught his wife’s facial expressions. Don’t sit front row at a comedy act if you can’t handle the chance of being apart of the show.
Rock never joked aboot her "condition" it was a GI Jane joke as well
 

Qat

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Let’s have some come backs that Chris Rock should’ve followed up with after the slap and yelling was over.

“I’ll keep her name out my mouth as soon as she keeps other dudes dicks outta hers”
"I'll keep her name out of my mouth but not her lady parts!"
 

Sheepdog

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No. Too hard of a slap for that to be scripted.
I pay Vietnamese nail salon ladies to slap me harder than that - that in itself doesn't mean it wasn't set up beforehand.

But I also don't give a shit about this story at all and I regret posting in this thread. I will pay the middle-aged, chunky battle axe who works the counter to slap me extra hard for my mistake.
 

RaginCajun

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I pay Vietnamese nail salon ladies to slap me harder than that - that in itself doesn't mean it wasn't set up beforehand.

But I also don't give a shit about this story at all and I regret posting in this thread. I will pay the middle-aged, chunky battle axe who works the counter to slap me extra hard for my mistake.
How could you not like the drama of a famous millionaire whose wife admitted to having affairs on her shows for ratings and all he did was cry like a bitch getting mad at another millionaire for making a joke about her hair and slapping him at the worst possible place and time.
 

RaginCajun

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Imagine if Will actually had the balls to slap one of the many pedo's or abusers there instead of a small comedian who has admitted to being on the spectrum.
 

Dick Niaz

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Imagine if Will actually had the balls to slap one of the many pedo's or abusers there instead of a small comedian who has admitted to being on the spectrum.
Or Amy Schumer. That would have united the entire country.