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Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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What are you pussies drinking where a straw is even necessary?

 

Rambo John J

Baker Team
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
77,465
76,607
I don't even put my lips on those paper straws

I toss them in the garbage and ask for a couple extra ones and toss them as well to establish my dominance

I tried the first one, fuck paper straw...I will just carry a stainless steel or glass one in my truck, but I don't drink soda with a straw so fuck it all
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
18,604
33,624
That sucks, bro. I hope you're feeling better and you and the fam get through it without incident.
One kid got it along with myself. You'd never tell as he's been full of beans as usual, whereas I've been laid up for two days. Over the hump now, bit stiff and a headache.
 

so long

Posting Machine
Dec 16, 2015
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I messed up my stomach and today had grey-greenish shit. but more ash-gray. looked like Shang Tsung himself came and extraxted the souls from my turds.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,842
54,739
I messed up my stomach and today had grey-greenish shit. but more ash-gray. looked like Shang Tsung himself came and extraxted the souls from my turds.
I had similar the other week. Well I say turds but it was just juice coming out. Fuck knows what caused it. Wasn't fun tho. Probably monkey pox
 

Speaker to Animals

encephalopathetic
May 16, 2021
8,161
7,371
Ho lee ballsahhhhh

I ate a 150 mg brownie and forgot about it.
Half an hour later, just did a dab of delicious live resin.

And good golly, it was like a mule kick to the forehead. Everything hit at once and I had to do somersaults and eat a jelly donut.
I'm uncoordinated and don't like jelly donuts, so it's not gonna be easy
 
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Sheepdog @Azov Volunteer ANZ the midday DJ on the local classic rock station here is an Aussie. I turn the volume down between songs. Having to hear that goofy ass jumped up jackaroo accent just annoys the fuck out of me. Ffs find someone who talks normal

 

Sheepdog

Protecting America from excessive stool loitering
Dec 1, 2015
8,912
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Sheepdog @Azov Volunteer ANZ the midday DJ on the local classic rock station here is an Aussie. I turn the volume down between songs. Having to hear that goofy ass jumped up jackaroo accent just annoys the fuck out of me. Ffs find someone who talks normal

Bruv, that says she is from Queensland. This would be like me listening to someone from Boston or Brooklyn or Louisiana spew verbal AIDS from their mouth and then complain to an actual American about it.
 
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Bruv, that says she is from Queensland. This would be like me listening to someone from Boston or Brooklyn or Louisiana spew verbal AIDS from their mouth and then complain to an actual American about it.
This makes sense. Fuck me if I can distinguish regional Aussie accents but something about her just sounded extra annoying. Steve Irwin and Ozzy Man never annoyed me that much.