General Have any of you derelict friends started a World Cup thread ?

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Jesus X

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Sepp Blatter, head of FIFA.

soooo corrupt...
This whole qatar location is a shit show if he would have taken bribes from another country it would have been a nicer location and a summer world cup like is the tradition. Instead we get this weird winter world cup in qatar with weird game times.
 

Filthy

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This whole qatar location is a shit show if he would have taken bribes from another country it would have been a nicer location and a summer world cup like is the tradition. Instead we get this weird winter world cup in qatar with weird game times.
there's a documentary on Netflix that goes in to how/why Qatar, and the vote-block that Qatar controls
 

Jesus X

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yep - very timely, given all the press for World Cup.

it's really about how FIFA became a sportswashing business.
I actually just watched two episodes joao helvenage,sepp blatter and jack warner probably stole 100 million dollars with impunity maybe more that is just what the documentary said. Jack Warner really did those players in the Caribbean dirty Probably ruined thier careers and made them lose tens of millions of dollars. Sepps dumb mistake was pissing off the U.S by going with qatar had he given it to the u.s the FBI wouldnt have investigated.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Jul 22, 2015
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Your team should have to play with 9 players for the rest of the game, no subs allowed if you are kicked out for flopping as there are 10 players on the field not counting the goalkeeper.
If you get a red card your team does play short handed
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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And how often do they hand out red cards for being an injury-faking flopping little bitch? Besides never.
I was just making the observation that if your brilliant idea was instituted, you wouldn't need another rule to keep them short handed.
 

Hauler

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Feb 3, 2016
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I was just making the observation that if your brilliant idea was instituted, you wouldn't need another rule to keep them short handed.
Instant red card. Out of the game.
A 2nd red card in the same season - suspended for 5 games.
3rd in same season? You're kicked out of the league for life. Bye.

I'd fix their sport so fast.

How grown men can watch another grown man cry on the ground like a 6 year old is beyond me. It's fucking embarrassing.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Instant red card. Out of the game.
A 2nd red card in the same season - suspended for 5 games.
3rd in same season? You're kicked out of the league for life. Bye.

I'd fix their sport so fast.

How grown men can watch another grown man cry on the ground like a 6 year old is beyond me. It's fucking embarrassing.
I'd also shorten the field to speed it up.
 

Robbie Hart

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Feb 13, 2015
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Gingaland vs Iran in a few minutes
Qatar couldn’t even fill the stadium as the home team
No one gives a fuck over there, yet they bribed their way to getting it.
 

Hauler

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I heard Ecuador fans were chanting "We want beer!"

There isn't alcohol at these matches?
 

Filthy

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I heard Ecuador fans were chanting "We want beer!"

There isn't alcohol at these matches?
nope.

Qatar banned it a week before the start. Basically, once everyone was outside of their cancellation window.

I can't watch World Cup this year, probably for a long time. It's as bad as the Olympics.

I challenge anyone to watch The Worker's Cup and still tune in to FIFA.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk7dDS1zhGI
 

Filthy

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which group of sober futbol hooligans will start with anti-Mohamed/anti-Islam chants?
what will they chant?

I'll go with the Brits chanting:
"Mohamed fucked kids!"
 

Hauler

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Qatar banned it a week before the start. Basically, once everyone was outside of their cancellation window.
Way to go FIFA.

The participating countries need to come together as a whole and go with a different tournament organizer.