Human GP Prelim 1: Osama Bin Laden vs Brian Boitano

[Leigh]

Prelim 1:

Osama Bin Laden - @Sweat Tea vs Brian Boitano - @Lars

Arena: A small langskip upon a rough ocean

Combatants are unarmed but may arm themselves from their surroundings.

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

Voting closes Thursday.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Boitano by triple lindy decapitation

 

[member 1013]

Brian Boitano rapes OBL to death.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I mean, how does Osama even make it out of the first round

 

[member 1013]

I mean, how does Osama even make it out of the first round

He's not ready for the speed, footwork and agility of Boitano.

Or the fact his feet are skates.

 

[ThatOneDude]

He's not ready for the speed, footwork and agility of Boitano.

Or the fact his feet are skates.

He's got SF hunting him while battling. He's fucked. His position will be given away and all Boitano has to do is sit back and watch

 

[member 1013]

He's got SF hunting him while battling. He's fucked. His position will be given away and all Boitano has to do is sit back and watch

Plus he's a biggity bitch.

 

[ThatOneDude]

You limey fuck @jason73

 

[Team Bisping]

You limey fuck @jason73

 

[member 1013]

@jason73 how dare you vote against the brian!

 

[jason73]

 

[ThatOneDude]

L @PND/ILoveCats/80cent is clearly a terrorist.

 

[member 1013]

L @PND/ILoveCats/80cent is clearly a terrorist.

WTF

All these people I used to respect picking against Brain Boitano. S M D H

 

[Limpy]

L @PND/ILoveCats/80cent is clearly a terrorist.

Infidels!!!

 

[sparkuri]

How old are they.
Is this a prime OBL?

Kinda weird saying that out loud...

 

[Limpy]

How old are they.
Is this a prime OBL?

Kinda weird saying that out loud...

Can it be TRT OBL?

 

[sparkuri]

Is this Afghan Tim Osman OBL?

 

[member 1013]

How old are they.
Is this a prime OBL?

Kinda weird saying that out loud...

I specified it was Brian Boitano in 88, so he's in his lithe and graceful prime.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Can it be TRT OBL?

No one is more dangerous than an OBL in shape!

 

[Deleted member 1]

OBL wins since he has CIA backing.

 

[La Paix]

Who the fuck is Brian Boitano?

 

[sparkuri]

Tim Osman by a**fu**

 

[member 1013]

Who the fuck is Brian Boitano?

 

[otaku1]

LMAO Brian boitano.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Pre kidney failure OBL

6"9 with a massive Yemeni cock and evaded us forces for a decade