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Utz banzai!
That should worry you.
we're comedy best friends now.
I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. Literally. She was born with her hands attached to her shoulders. And that was sad. But then they said “Lola does not know the meaning of the word “can’t.” And that to me was actually kind of worse, in a way. Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn’t understand simple contractions.
Dr. Scholl makes foot products, right? And he’s a doctor, which means he went to school for a long time. But it doesn’t take a lot to figure out that stepping on a cushion would be more comfortable. That fucker wasted lots of time at school. ‘Cause I would have bought that shit from a Mr. Scholl.
it's because we're awesome!!
Couldn't sleep last night. Kept having on off dreams about how much work pisses me off and that I'm gonna quit. But now I'm here and it ain't pissing me off too much.
We shall see what the week holds
We shall see what the week holds
There's a job waiting for you in Toms River, NJ if you are ready to move across the country and live in paradise.
Ugh, that's not good man, sounds like you need a break or a change of scenery.
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haha oh man he was my favourite stand up to watch.
"i believe no one can capture Bigfoot on film because he is a blurry monster"
"escalators cannot break down they can only become stairs"
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMm1YTd8lHM
mine too! it's his delivery
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on, koalas scatter. I'm like, hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf. Koalas, they're so fucking cute,
she said the same about you in that other thread... basement serial killer, wasn't it? maybe she'll come back when she thinks you're busy chopping up the next chick.When we make it 100 pages does@MelE5150 come back? She scares me.
hehe yeah. his drugged out hippie delivery was awesome.
i loved it when he was on Letterman and they accidentally zoomed in on his shoes while he was in the middle of his set he stopped and goes, "hey why did you just zoom in on my shoes?"
it was so random. sucks that he OD'd.
Dude was a joke machine.
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Day's winding down. I'm off the clock for a bit. Faaaaat bowl pack.
One for me, and one for my homies.
*virtual shotgun*
One for me, and one for my homies.
*virtual shotgun*
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It don't know who those bros are bro
But they sure look like they bang
Each other
Bro
But they sure look like they bang
Each other
Bro
Something fell off a truck and hit my car. Then got stuck under.
It was a cardboard box.
It was a cardboard box.
Did it have anything in it?Something fell off a truck and hit my car. Then got stuck under.
It was a cardboard box.
We almost hit a fucking rolled up carpet on the freeway heading back today.
How do you drop a carpet?
Probably a corpse in a rug. Should of hit it and sued the state or something now I think about it
How do you drop a carpet?
Probably a corpse in a rug. Should of hit it and sued the state or something now I think about it
You watch Survivor?