Human GP Quarter Finals 4: Joker vs Conan

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Joker vs Conan


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Leigh

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Jan 26, 2015
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Quarter Finals 4:

DKR Joker - ThatOneDude @ThatOneDude vs Conan - Simpleman @Simpleman

Arena: The Swiss Alps

Combatants are unarmed but may arm themselves from their surroundings.

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.



Voting ends Friday
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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I just run in circles around Conan while he gets tired, cold, and eventually dies in his stupid loin cloth. Frozen like the steaks in my freezer.
 

Darqnezz

Merkin' fools since pre-school
Apr 25, 2015
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Conan by a landslide.
1. The ultimate savage - He has killed many a man & mythological beasts with his bare hands
2. He's Cimmerian - Able to withstand the cold much better than a city dweller.
3. Location - The Alps. His God(Crom) lives in the High mountains & would lend his champion ungodly power.
 

Pitbull9

Daddy
Jan 28, 2015
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Conan by a landslide.
1. The ultimate savage - He has killed many a man & mythological beasts with his bare hands
2. He's Cimmerian - Able to withstand the cold much better than a city dweller.
3. Location - The Alps. His God(Crom) lives in the High mountains & would lend his champion ungodly power.
This. Conan literally rips the jokers head off and eats his heart and laughs.

He will crush his enemy
See him driven before him
And hear the lamentation of Harley
 

Stickgrappler

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Apr 17, 2015
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Joker is used to having lackeys do his work.

Conan has taken on armies by himself. Born and raised in the cold. He lived in a time when there were no modern conveniences. Other than a horse for a car, he walked all over. He lifted rocks, anvils, swords, etc. He has 'farmer's strength'. The cold and the will to crush his enemy, see Joker driven before him, and hear the lamentation of Harley will carry him through to the next round.
 
Oct 24, 2015
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No love for the Joker? I see the people that voted for 007 voted Conan, lol. Ok this is how I see this fight going down. Swiss Alps, Ferienart resort and spa. Joker walks out through the front door. He is so happy as he has just killed most of the people at the resort, looking for the ones that escaped his wrath. Off in the distance he sees a large muscular figure. He call out to him" Bane is that you?" As the figure nears he sees Conan the barbarian. Joker replys" Oh it's just a has Bane" joker bends down and grabs some snow. As Conan walks towards the jokes he is being pelted by snow balls. Arm, chest, finally a yellow one hits him in the face. Joker laughs and gets in to a fighting stance much like the one of the Fighting Irish mascot. Conan is right in front of him and he throws and stiff jab. Conan eats it and catches Joker with a right cross and floors him. Conan flexes and says something but can't understand it as his English is broken. Joker laughs and says" With vocabulary like that you should run for governor of California ha." Conan picks him up and throws him through a window. Joker is slow to get up but still laughing. Joker remarks " you know, I've seen better acting from Mr. Freeze. Conan grabs a pliar and rips it off. He swings it aiming for Jokers head. Joker ducks and kicks him in the balls. Conan drops the pliar and grabs the Joker. He starts to choke him with both hands, Joker laughing. Conan sees Joker fading but doesn't realize the Joker has a big piece of glass in his hands. Before he knows it Joker( in happy high Joker voice) carves and nice smile in his face so wide( in low sadistic Joker voice) that his head falls off. Laughing at his handy work he says " you should of brought the terminator hahahaha."
 

Darqnezz

Merkin' fools since pre-school
Apr 25, 2015
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Ohhhh too bad theres no powers.
He doesnt really need the help. The only reason the Joker is alive is because Batman refuses to kill him. Conan would not hesitate. You say no powers, but who are you to tell Crom what to do?
 

maurice

Posting Machine
Oct 21, 2015
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The arena grossly favors Conan. Joker (like Nick Fury) would have a much better chance indoors with lots of improvised weapons.
 

Darqnezz

Merkin' fools since pre-school
Apr 25, 2015
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This is such a mismatch that Conan probably gets a visit from Chris Hansen just for taking this fight.

 

Leigh

Engineer
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Jan 26, 2015
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Conan wins 19-4 and moves on to the next round. Well done guys