I know. I've been pretty busy at work. Occupying my mind.
Same company, technically. OfficeMax store instead of Depot. New uniform.
Same company, technically. OfficeMax store instead of Depot. New uniform.
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Good for you. Hopefully it's a good promotion for you.
So you should be getting a raise. I expect presents for all participants in this thread.
Not that much of a raise. He offered me $2 more. That's nothing for the promotion I got.
I've been trying to work out the logistics.
1. You'd have to get Asshole to belly button close, requiring an ungodly amount of coordination.
2. Pace and stride would have to sinc exactly, or you'll catch an elbow in the teeth or entangle legs.
3. Your partner (the fuckee)'s hip height would have to be in an optimal range, or you ( the fucker) will have to run tip toed or run in a crouch to align penetration angles.
Even if by Odin's grace you completed steps 1-3, all it would take would be a small variance in the terrain to throw the whole shebang out of whack. Sending you plummeting dick first into the asphalt. And that's after taking a couple up kicks to the bean bag & chin as the fuckee runs away. I don't think it can be done, but I'm up to see someone attempt the impossible at TMMAC meetup.
Thinking about getting my kid the Sphero BB8 robot for Xmas, if it's Android compatible. Anyone here into robotics or anything? He loves robots and sensors and programming and that kinda thing. I don't know anything about that shit, I'm like want to hear an amazing Nick Diaz story? And he's like yo I'm 5.
Wish me luck.
Wish me luck.
Dude 1 and 2 are easily accomplished by singing Marine Corps cadences.
Get him a cheap used laptop off Craigslist that you can put Linux on and install python. I'd be willing to bet python is how you can program it. I messed with this a little with quadcopters/drones last year. It's a lot of fun, I just don't have the time to get into it more. And I'm not trying to be on a pc all night after being on one's all day.
Yeah, my husband scored him a slick laptop from a coworker, we're (who am I kidding, we? He is) gonna set it up for him for Xmas morning. Python huh? Cool, thanks! Drones etc. will be next I'm sure. My husband's a developer but doesn't do robotics. Kid loves his Lego Mindstorms which combines rudimentary programming and robotics but this seems a step beyond, and he's treated that stuff with respect, so that's cool with me. Were you into tech stuff as a kid?
Oh yeah, I forgot about that stuff! Thanks man, he'll flip for that.@FeeO also maybe get the dvds or download that show where the robots battle. Haven't watched it in over a decade, but I think there are some new ones.
Maybe I can work the fables of the righteous Nick Diaz in this way! "So that robot's all in that other motherfuckin robot's face and shit but that one robot's all buttered up and he doesn't know the real ass life the first robot is about, plus he's on steroids. So like...the first robot's gonna hit the punk robot with some real martial arts and...what the fuck was that bitch move? Okay so that robot's got a ninja big brother robot..."
I think you're on to something, or whatever...
yes, please.
eta: i see you did one..
that robot's all in that other motherfuckin robot's face and shit but that one robot's all buttered up and he doesn't know the real ass life the first robot is about, plus he's on steroids. So like...the first robot's gonna hit the punk robot with some real martial arts and...what the fuck was that bitch move? Okay so that robot's got a ninja big brother robot..."
perfectly nick diaz
Lookoutawhale told one the other day involving a literal prohibitive line in the sand drawn with a branch as a warning to KJ Noons and family that had me truly crying with laughter. Please, please, the world needs the genius of LOAW to animate it, now more than ever.yes, please.
eta: i see you did one..
that robot's all in that other motherfuckin robot's face and shit but that one robot's all buttered up and he doesn't know the real ass life the first robot is about, plus he's on steroids. So like...the first robot's gonna hit the punk robot with some real martial arts and...what the fuck was that bitch move? Okay so that robot's got a ninja big brother robot..."
perfectly nick diaz
Oh awesome, ya your husband more than has it under control then! Yea a bit, but got side tracked and came back to it later in life.
All my work issues happen at the most inoppotune times.
Gotta go potty?
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Often, yes.
Sometimes it's when it is time to go (today).
Others, it's when I've got something really important happening with corporate, since I'm five minutes away. (Had a district audit yesterday and then had a hugeeeeeeeee copy center issue that requires to leave my store and go to the other one and fucking try to do the print job all over again because she needed it five minutes before she came to get it and my supervisor who has a fuckton of experience wasn't there yet and couldn't go to do the job right when she was demanding. He had already printed it, and gotten her approval, but she decided she didn't like it. We are giant on doing anything to make the customer happy. My color machine was printing with a line so she demanded I go to the other store. Then I couldn't get it working right and their machine was also printing with a line. I hadn't even done anything when my supervisor arrived to help me. It was so stupid. And she's being a total bitch and ugh. I'm tired thinking about it. I wound up giving her $50 visa gc and doing a $100 job, for free.