So let me get this straight.
I can buy a mattress there.
I can sleep on it for 5 years.
I can piss in it while I sleep.
I can shit in it while I sleep.
I can spill chicken noodle soup all over it because I eat in the bed.
I can spill beer all over it because I drink in bed.
But I can still return it for 100% of my money back after said 5 years?
Is that right?
I can buy a mattress there.
I can sleep on it for 5 years.
I can piss in it while I sleep.
I can shit in it while I sleep.
I can spill chicken noodle soup all over it because I eat in the bed.
I can spill beer all over it because I drink in bed.
But I can still return it for 100% of my money back after said 5 years?
Is that right?