General Are "glory holes" real things?

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Homeslice

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I see you guys talking about them all the time. But I've never seen one, or even seen one advertised. Anywhere. Are they real? Or just a dream? If they are real, where does one find them? Not like I'd ever go to one. Just curious.

Thanks.
 

Tuc Ouiner

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Put a headlamp on. Turn it on real bright. Stand on a mirror with your feet shoulder-width apart. Touch your toes.
 

Homeslice

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This is all great and all, but I was seriously just wondering if glory holes were real things?
 

Homeslice

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^^^^^ well I didn't think the talent was going to do it for 100% free! I imagine them being like a Waffle House. But instead called Hummer House. You go sit at the counter just like you would at a Waffle House, and order your breakfast. Only at Hummer House there are holes under the counter and you stick your dong through. Some chick hawk tuah's on it while you enjoy your bacon and eggs. Instead of the bill being $10.99 its $110.99.

Something like that a thing? Or not a thing?