Alright, explain to me like a moran (I am for the record). Never seen an episode but see people talking about it, what exactly is the show about, just guys driving different cars and talking about them?
It was a lot and it changed quite a bit over the years
In early years of Top Gear (this iteration of it, anyway - there was a version before this that was pretty much just a standard car review show), it was like, as James May actually said in the podcast I posted a few posts up, a car magazine on tv.
So they'd do car reviews, tests, etc. But it was always fun or interesting cars. They'd talk about news in the industry, and always had a segment where they'd bring on a celebrity, interview them, and have them race a lap in an ordinary car around their test track.
As seasons went on, they started introducing challenges, trips, "specials", and more. Like "each of you get 1500 GBP - go buy the best used Porsche you can find, then come back & we'll put the cars through challenges". Or maybe "each of you pick a *insert type of car here*, and modify it to *do this wild thing*". Or "all 3 of you are gonna start at Point A and have to travel 1000 miles away to Point B, 2 of you will fly, the other will drive - see who gets there first". Or "each of you get a car that's wildly unsuited for a particular place, now drive it there" (like getting a super high-end sports car and driving it through the wilderness of the Australian outback).
That sort of thing.
While the trips, place they go, cars they drive, etc were all obviously super cool, what made it was the chemistry between these three. They're all super sarcastic, talk shit all the time, but you can tell have a genuine affection for each other. Their knowledge is great, but their interaction & dynamic is what makes the show.
I mean, I forget if it was Clarkson, Hammond, or May that said it, but one of them was once asked to describe the show, & I'm paraphrasing, but the gist of what he said was that it's "generally just three blokes cocking about". lol
I couldn't tell you how much Top Gear & Grand Tour have had me absolutely laughing my ass off over the years.
It's a car show, but for a *lot* of it, you don't at all have to be a car guy to enjoy it.