Society Malaysian woman savagely attacked - by otters???

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NotBanjaxo

Formerly someone other than Banjaxo
Nov 16, 2019
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Hey, you know how otters are super lovable creatures, and do really cute things like holding hands while they sleep?



Well, appearances can be deceiving!

A Malaysian woman out jogging was attacked by a vicious group of otters, and was hospitalised after being bitten repeatedly.







 

kvr28

Ghost of KVR
Nov 22, 2015
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People think cute animals are like a disney movie, no you moran they are wild animals with teeth and claws
 

vad

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Jun 24, 2022
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Earlier this year fishing the Mississippi river I went down into this slough and encountered some otters. The one sat there telescoped eye fucking me the entire time and after 10 minutes and no bites I decided to leave. He never took his eyes off me. I kept my distance and was talking to him and I think he was just establishing a boundary, but I have zero doubt he would have eaten my asshole like a bowl of dog food given the need to.
 

MountainMedic

Rock Kicker
Sep 28, 2017
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Otters are bastards, I have remained firm in my position on this.

Maybe she should keep her clam cleaner though, probably wouldn't have happened.
 

kvr28

Ghost of KVR
Nov 22, 2015
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Earlier this year fishing the Mississippi river I went down into this slough and encountered some otters. The one sat there telescoped eye fucking me the entire time and after 10 minutes and no bites I decided to leave. He never took his eyes off me. I kept my distance and was talking to him and I think he was just establishing a boundary, but I have zero doubt he would have eaten my asshole like a bowl of dog food given the need to.
Smart move buddy, remember the guy that died after trying to take a picture with a beaver, good thing you didn't try and get to close to take a selfie.