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MountainMedic

MountainMedic

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kvr28 said:
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A good and proper Scottsman is at the highland games. He throwing the log, the boulder, everything...
And of course he's drinking his fair share too.

It's a hot day and it starts to catch up with him, so he finds a nice shady tree and sits down to take a nap.

As he's snoozing two ladies are walking by and see him.

"Do you think its true?"
"What?"
"That they don't wear anything under those things."
"Let's find out!"

So they creep up and lift his kilt.
Sure enough, all they can see is what God gave him.

"Let's leave him a surprise" says one of the gals. She pulls a ribbon out of her hair and ties a nice little bow on his Willy.

The gals giggle and run away.

A while later our Scottsman wakes up, and of course has to take a leak.
He pulls up his kilt and sees the blue ribbon delicately placed and pauses..

"Well, I don't know where you've been laddie, but I see you won first prize"



That's a joke you can tell your kids right there
 
kvr28

kvr28

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Nov 22, 2015
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MountainMedic said:
A good and proper Scottsman is at the highland games. He throwing the log, the boulder, everything...
And of course he's drinking his fair share too.

It's a hot day and it starts to catch up with him, so he finds a nice shady tree and sits down to take a nap.

As he's snoozing two ladies are walking by and see him.

"Do you think its true?"
"What?"
"That they don't wear anything under those things."
"Let's find out!"

So they creep up and lift his kilt.
Sure enough, all they can see is what God gave him.

"Let's leave him a surprise" says one of the gals. She pulls a ribbon out of her hair and ties a nice little bow on his Willy.

The gals giggle and run away.

A while later our Scottsman wakes up, and of course has to take a leak.
He pulls up his kilt and sees the blue ribbon delicately placed and pauses..

"Well, I don't know where you've been laddie, but I see you won first prize"



That's a joke you can tell your kids right there
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Uncle Tom Doug

Uncle Tom Doug

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I went to college with a dude that played the bagpipes. He'd go over to the confederate cemetery that was right next to campus and play them at 2-3 in the morning.

You could hear him in the distance, from the porch of my dorm, if the coloreds weren't being too rowdy.
 
kvr28

kvr28

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Last time I heard the pipes was at Benny's funeral, such a great man and died from a freak fucking accident.

I was sitting in the seats on the floor, my wife was up in the spouse section and wouldn't stop staring at me. She kept thinking is this going to happen to him.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6BRAAW6Qlg
 
segfault

segfault

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kvr28 said:
Last time I heard the pipes was at Benny's funeral, such a great man and died from a freak fucking accident.

I was sitting in the seats on the floor, my wife was up in the spouse section and wouldn't stop staring at me. She kept thinking is this going to happen to him.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6BRAAW6Qlg
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Jesus, just 34. It's not rational, but I get more nervous driving up in Maine than I do in Jersey. If I have to pull over, I try to get the hell off the interstate if at all possible. Not so easy to do up there with those long stretches.
 
kvr28

kvr28

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segfault said:
Jesus, just 34. It's not rational, but I get more nervous driving up in Maine than I do in Jersey. If I have to pull over, I try to get the hell off the interstate if at all possible. Not so easy to do up there with those long stretches.
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Yeah, I hated being on the interstate.

I had worked the night before and was extended, finally got home around 3 am. I hit the bed and my phone started blowing up in the morning asking if I was okay. The word got out that a Trooper was killed working out of the same barracks as me.

I called the barracks to ask what was going on, they told me Benny died.

I immediately got dressed and got into my cruiser and went 10-8. I knew help was going to be needed. I got a phone call asking if I would help process the scene since I was an ERT. I said I would head up.

My Sgt called me and said to disregard, command staff decided to let the SO process the scene since there was going to be multiple investigations and law suits out of it, they didn't want a conflict of interest.

So I drove to the barracks and sat in the Troopers Room, everyone started showing up including retired Troopers.

It was a light snow storm and Benny at the time was a member of the polygraph team, he was driving down to the academy. He came across a car that had spun out and was against the guard rail.

Benny stopped to check on him and a logging truck was driving by, one of his wheels detached and struck Benny, killing him instantly.

Him and his wife had just had a baby in the past year.

I had to go back and search that stretch for the lug nuts from the tire because the SO missed them during the initial investigation.

I hate driving past that location.

It was like a one in a billion accident.
 
Wild

Wild

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She is sexy as fuck. Like to stick my bagpipe in that ass of hers.
 
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