General Bit by a rat

[Aurelian93]

Okay so I think I just got bit by a fucking rat. I was asleep and felt a sting and woke up with a rat by my feet. I'm not showing any blood but what the fuck am I supposed to do about this? Do I need to go to a hospital asap or what?

 

[Papi Chingon]

Clean your fucking house.

 

[Mike Litoris]

You def have the bad aids now, sorry.

 

[Aurelian93]

Clean your fucking house.

Well yes, but a few days ago I fell in my bathtub and knocked a hole through the bottom of it. It fucked me up but I'm getting it fixed. I suspect thats where the rat came in.

 

[segfault]

If it didn't even break skin, I'm not sure what you're worried about. It was just a love nibble. Now the fleas that rat carried and deposited in your bed, that you might want to worry about.

 

[CuddleBug]

Got a rat problem get some cats. If that then turns into a cat problem, get some Haitians

 

[Aurelian93]

Got a rat problem get some cats. If that then turns into a cat problem, get some Haitians

I have two cats but they are lazy and spoiled. One was in my bedroom when I got bit and another in the hallway. Where can I order some Haitians?

 

[TongueClipper]

Got a rat problem get some cats. If that then turns into a cat problem, get some Haitians

 

[Mike Litoris]

Where can I order some Haitians?

I heard Springfield is having a buy one get one free sale.

 

[segfault]

Got a rat problem get some cats. If that then turns into a cat problem, get some Haitians

I'd rather have the rats.

 

[ogoutcast]

Well yes, but a few days ago I fell in my bathtub and knocked a hole through the bottom of it. It fucked me up but I'm getting it fixed. I suspect thats where the rat came in.

What kind of bathtub can you fall and put a hole in? 🤣 is it plastic of some sort?

 

[NiteProwleR]

Mouseslice needs real help, boys. No trolling.

 

[Bushkill Blades]

And whitey on da moon

 

[silentdeadly0]

Rub dirt on it, yo = all good 🤙

 

[jason73]

 

[kvr28]

Are you dead yet? You might be patient zero.

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

 

[kvr28]

@NiteProwleR first birthday!

 

[NiteProwleR]

On my bday, they sing la cucaracha instead of feliz cumpleanos.

 

[Jesus X]

Got a rat problem get some cats. If that then turns into a cat problem, get some Haitians

Not all cats will hunt rats my coward cats would be afraid of the rats it was hilarious. Literal pussies. i think my cats ran away from home or where stolen. If they ran away a predator probably took them out.

 

[RussfromNH]

 

[RussfromNH]

 

[fanat]

Do rats carry rabies?

Do you have to worry about that?

 

[kvr28]

Not all cats will hunt rats my coward cats would be afraid of the rats it was hilarious. Literal pussies. i think my cats ran away from home or where stolen. If they ran away a predator probably took them out.

yeah need a rat terrier for that, cat's will normally not mess with them.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pl32vI-wik



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlKc6y-zehQ

 

[kvr28]

Do rats carry rabies?

Do you have to worry about that?

Rare but have you heard of the bubonic plague? Hantavirus and a bunch of others is more of a concern though.