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Hauler

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I'm baffled that rap is still popular. I couldn't tell a good rap from a bad rap so I won't bother listening to yours as I have no informed opinion.

Hell - I posted on here that I hated the "Not Like Us" song only to learn it's actually popular. Which I guess I should have figured since the R&B station the guys have on in the shop play it 15+ times a day. I've even heard it back to back - not even joking. Fucking awful.

I do wish you well in your white rapper pursuits, but if you make it biggly you need not worry about leaving tickets for me at the door.
 
Hauler

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One of the other "songs" that station plays on repeat is some chick saying "Star. Star. Star. Star." over and over again.

One hook on another song is a chick screeching "hands on your knees. Hands on your knees"

There's another one where a chick is just stating the days of the week. I think. "MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY..."

I don't know. It's all so fucking awful.

I am glad they stopped playing that "all my life - they trying to keep me down" song with kids singing in the background. That was another one they played constantly.

Fucking torture.
 
Hauler

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You know how they take prisoners and play metal music to break their will and give up the info?

I'd make it like 6 minutes if they played rap. I'd squeel on everyone I knew.
 
megatherium

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I'm hearing lately about a new redneck rap featuring fat tattoo covered rednecks in bib overalls and cowboy hats.

Sounds promising. Any time you can get white guys acting black there's potential.

Rednecks acting like rappers when they're about to fight is great too. You see it on youtube all the time.

We are entering peak civilization.
 
kvr28

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Hauler said:
I'm baffled that rap is still popular. I couldn't tell a good rap from a bad rap so I won't bother listening to yours as I have no informed opinion.

Hell - I posted on here that I hated the "Not Like Us" song only to learn it's actually popular. Which I guess I should have figured since the R&B station the guys have on in the shop play it 15+ times a day. I've even heard it back to back - not even joking. Fucking awful.

I do wish you well in your white rapper pursuits, but if you make it biggly you need not worry about leaving tickets for me at the door.
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Peak rap imo


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phOW-CZJWT0
 
NiteProwleR

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Hauler said:
One of the other "songs" that station plays on repeat is some chick saying "Star. Star. Star. Star." over and over again.

One hook on another song is a chick screeching "hands on your knees. Hands on your knees"

There's another one where a chick is just stating the days of the week. I think. "MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY..."

I don't know. It's all so fucking awful.

I am glad they stopped playing that "all my life - they trying to keep me down" song with kids singing in the background. That was another one they played constantly.

Fucking torture.
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Why you listening to top 40, playboy?
 
megatherium

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NiteProwleR said:
Why you listening to top 40, playboy?
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Only place I ever hear that shit is at the dentist's office and it's worse than the actual dentistry.

I've complained about it but Dr Lam says there isn't much he can do

The girls like it.
 
Chrit

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Hauler said:
I'm baffled that rap is still popular. I couldn't tell a good rap from a bad rap so I won't bother listening to yours as I have no informed opinion.

Hell - I posted on here that I hated the "Not Like Us" song only to learn it's actually popular. Which I guess I should have figured since the R&B station the guys have on in the shop play it 15+ times a day. I've even heard it back to back - not even joking. Fucking awful.

I do wish you well in your white rapper pursuits, but if you make it biggly you need not worry about leaving tickets for me at the door.
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Not Like Us hits different if you've followed the whole situation.

But I do agree that modern hip hop radio stations are god awful.

Here in Orlando there is a throw back rap channel that is mainly like 2000-2005 that is amazing.
 
Hauler

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Chrit said:
Not Like Us hits different if you've followed the whole situation.

But I do agree that modern hip hop radio stations are god awful.

Here in Orlando there is a throw back rap channel that is mainly like 2000-2005 that is amazing.
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I pulled up "No Vaseline" by Ice Cube because Rogan mentioned it on jis pod while I was on my way home. I can hear talent with that dude.

Other than all the n-bombs - it's almost listenable..
 
sparkuri

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My kid has like 3 or 4 albums, mostly talking shit, but she has quite a few good ones.
We're gonna work together on a video this fall, if I get my pond fixed.
 
madval

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Chrit said:
So did he record it on a speak and spell? Or maybe a cup with a string into a cassette recorder?
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Not sure what he recorded it on but you got roasted big time. He’s hoping you’ll respond in kind and we can get this long awaited battle underway.
 
Chrit

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madval said:
Not sure what he recorded it on but you got roasted big time. He’s hoping you’ll respond in kind and we can get this long awaited battle underway.
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Why would I waste my time/energy on a full on troll?

He just wants attention.
 
kvr28

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madval said:
Not sure what he recorded it on but you got roasted big time. He’s hoping you’ll respond in kind and we can get this long awaited battle underway.
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Sweet a rap battle between 2 forty year old white guys!

 
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