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RussfromNH

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Don’t feed the wildlife

I was reading an article about geese not being able to fly if they are fed too much bread. I guess it has something to do with their body outgrowing their wings if they eat a high carb diet.

fck raccoons those creepy little masked devils, a shotgun blast would have scattered that herd real quick
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
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MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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Those little shots get aggressive lol. When I lived on Donner Lake they'd try to grab groceries and trash right out of your hand.

I swear that was the fattest and most thriving coons I've ever seen. They were all like big pitbulls.
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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Those little shots get aggressive lol. When I lived on Donner Lake they'd try to grab groceries and trash right out of your hand.

I swear that was the fattest and most thriving coons I've ever seen. They were all like big pitbulls.
 

NiteProwleR

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Nov 17, 2023
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They are not cute. They look like big shady rats. They are not common to my area or they'd wish they weren't. I do have a cat problem, though. 1000000835.jpg
They are mean and ready to feast, though.
 

MountainMedic

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NiteProwleR

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We have tacquatches(opposums), skunks and rats. I know possums eat fleas but I can't stand the sight of them and they wood love to dump a litter onto my would pile. That's why I slightly feed them cats. Just enough to keep em angry and honest.
 

Rambo John J

Baker Team
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We have tacquatches(opposums), skunks and rats. I know possums eat fleas but I can't stand the sight of them and they wood love to dump a litter onto my would pile. That's why I slightly feed them cats. Just enough to keep em angry and honest.
possums eat fleas? fuck ya

I only have coons and my indoor cat and some rogue cats
Possums don't last around here
 

Meohfumado

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shit, I would build them habitat if that is true

I only have coons cats and rats
They end up as roadkill a lot around here, but there have been some efforts to get people to watch out for them given that they do us a service somewhat since fleas and ticks can spread a lot of disease.
 

NiteProwleR

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They keel over in the most random spots. I haven't seen one in awhile. I guess you gotta have a lot of fleas around to attract them.
 

RussfromNH

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the coons love to eat chickens

had quite a few chickens for a while they attracted all kinds of animals to feed on them, hawks, owls, coyotes, coons
the chickens were like a free meal for them it was like having a mickey d's in my back yard for mother nature

I was out and about one night around 830 9 pm got a call from the x she was all distraught yelling screaming something was in the coop and the chickens were making a huge ruckus i needed to get home asap. when i got their i ran in the house and grabbed a 22 pistola, chickens were all flipping out so i opened the coop it was like a mass murder scene out of 30 chickens there were maybe 10 headless bodies on the ground in the coup but no perp
the area around the coop was all fenced off to keep the birds safe lol so i continued out there with a fleshlight and there was a good size coon with 2 live chickens in its creepy hands backed into a corner sitting straight up, as soon as the fleshlight beam hit it, it looked directly into the light opened its mouth and let out a loud hiss then chomped the head off one of the chickens it had in its grips so i put 2 in its chest didn't seem to bother the coon one bit as it continued to bite the head off the second chicken like pppffffttt that all you got what you gonna do, i'm like wtf its a possessed devil coon!! i pumped the last 8 rounds in the little fcks head... game over
Coons are evil and like Houdini they can get into and out of just about anything and now are obviously wearing body armor
 
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segfault

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the coons love to eat chickens

had quite a few chickens for a while they attracted all kinds of animals to feed on them, hawks, owls, coyotes, coons
the chickens were like a free meal for them it was like having a mickey d's in my back yard for mother nature

I was out and about one night around 830 9 pm got a call from the x she was all distraught yelling screaming something was in the coop and the chickens were making a huge ruckus i needed to get home asap. when i got their i ran in the house and grabbed a 22 pistola, chickens were all flipping out so i opened the coop it was like a mass murder scene out of 30 chickens there were maybe 10 headless bodies on the ground in the coup but no perp
the area around the coop was all fenced off to keep the birds safe lol so i continued out there with a fleshlight and there was a good size coon with 2 live chickens in its creepy hands backed into a corner sitting straight up, as soon as the fleshlight beam hit it, it looked directly into the light opened its mouth and let out a loud hiss then chomped the head off one of the chickens it had in its grips so i put 2 in its chest didn't seem to bother the coon one bit as it continued to bite the head off the second chicken like pppffffttt that all you got what you gonna do, i'm like wtf its a possessed devil coon!! i pumped the last 8 rounds in the little fcks head... game over
Coons are evil and like Houdini they can get into and out of just about anything and now are obviously wearing wear body armor
If I was a coon, I'd fear the man who wields a dual-purpose fleshlight.