Maybe bite him, just a little... let him know.
Or, uhh, just don't let him stick his diseased bird mouth in your diseased human mouf.
But I'm not telling you how to live, you do you.
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Or, uhh, just don't let him stick his diseased bird mouth in your diseased human mouf.
But I'm not telling you how to live, you do you.
I don't consider it work until I'm cussing
My wife actually refused to do anymore construction with me after we built the house, said it's all you bud. You get too angry lol. So I have done everything else without her. Pfft, Came out better anyways.
You should see me and my buddy that I built the shop with do, well, anything...
Old married angry couple, lol. We've known each other so long, and our brains work so differently, that we immediately devolve into yelling at each other. "Use your words dumass, only you know what you fucking mean right now!! I swear to christ I'll leave right now and you can do this shit your way all fucking day long asshole!"
After the first hour we usually fall into a functioning team again but shit gets rough sometimes.
A couple years ago we were pulling a jeep out of a snow bank and it got so heated I actually said "I'm not your son or your employee, you keep yapping and I'll fuck you up where you stand motherfucker, remember what happened last time!"
Thats how you know you have a real friend, it never matters later.
Bitches will never have that, lol.
Don't ever get a parrot or any bird that mimics what you do on a day to day basis. I have a few clients and a couple neighbors that clearly incriminate their whore wives. It's one thing to have an affair but to put it on a loudspeaker on a daily basis is another. And no, the husbands aren't TCOB. 
Thats the other reason I didn't adopt that parrot. He was still young and had already lost one person. Odds were good he'd lose me too, they live so long. It must be bizarre for them. Like Yoda, out living everything you know and starting over. Maybe a couple times.
I'd love to know their perspective on it.
What they actually care about, what they remember.
I've wasted so many man hours arguing about the right way to do a simple drop we've done countless times just because I gave the go ahead instead of one of my brothers who taught my dumbass said drop. They make up a whole new cut and waste a shitload of time to try and prove me wrong. I'll admit, instead of explaining I'm just reminding them what they taught me I explode, I shame them publicly and things have gotten physical more times than not. I've been on the other side, as well but admission is a sign of weakness in this family. So, yeah I don't recommend being a parrot.
That is why I work alone now.
I used to do my best to run the most ragtag crews you could possibly imagine. We had Mexicans, Mexicant's, Smart Rednecks, Dumb Rednecks, overeducated woke college dudes, and legit 70s hippies. It was a Co-Op and we all had decent $$$ in the pot, so there was no firing people and I was the only one that could manage our pack of retards. Wild times. Made millions on Jobs and also lost millions. So now I work alone haha, all the retards wore me out.
Parakeet? More like paraSKEET!
