General Days Since I Shit Myself =

[MountainMedic]

So there I was, minding my own business and thinking about jesus...
Actually, was rolling around on the floor wrestling with my dog and all of a sudden, it just happened. It was a tiny little fart, non threatening in any way.

Just got out of the shower, lol

 

[CuddleBug]

 

[Lennybishop]

Zero!

 

[kvr28]

So I was sitting here thinking to myself, what is the one thing I don't want to know right now.

CanadianMedic shitting himself was not on my bingo card.

 

[RussfromNH]

 

[MountainMedic]

So I was sitting here thinking to myself, what is the one thing I don't want to know right now.

CanadianMedic shitting himself was not on my bingo card.

 

[Discomboobulated]

It was a tiny little fart, non threatening in any way.

Those tiny ones can be sneaky and dangerous. They should come with a warning label.

 

[RussfromNH]

 

[kvr28]

Can we start a depends gofundme for CandianMedicPassiveJay

 

[MountainMedic]

Those tiny ones can be sneaky and dangerous. They should come with a warning label.

Just like Italians

 

[MountainMedic]

Can we start a depends gofundme for CandianMedicPassiveJay

Wookie Pull-Ups?

 

[MountainMedic]

My dog is a purebred Montana Res Dog.
He is not bothered by such trivialities.

 

[kvr28]

Wookie Pull-Ups?

 

[MountainMedic]

You ever see a wookie with shit stuck to its fur?

Yeah, didn't think so!

 

[kvr28]

You ever see a wookie with shit stuck to its fur?

Yeah, didn't think so!

You ever seen a Wookie asshole? Besides PJ I mean.

 

[MountainMedic]

You gotta pay extra for that & sign an nda. It's a whole thing.

 

[RussfromNH]

My dog is a purebred Montana Res Dog.
He is not bothered by such trivialities.

no matter the breed if you were in north south position there is zero defense once the smell hits the tastebuds

 

[NiteProwleR]

Just admit, Rowdy got the best of you!

 

[NiteProwleR]

My dog is a purebred Montana Res Dog.
He is not bothered by such trivialities.

Watch out for him rummaging through your bin, he may want a snack later!

 

[MountainMedic]

Just admit, Rowdy got the best of you!

We don't talk about training

 

[MountainMedic]

Watch out for him rummaging through your bin, he may want a snack later!

Already wrecking my buddies washing machine with my shame pants

 

[kvr28]

Already wrecking my buddies washing machine with my shame pants

Rookie, just throw them out, that's what @NiteProwleR does.

 

[MountainMedic]

Rookie, just throw them out, that's what @NiteProwleR does.

They are a perfectly serviceable pair of And1 sweats!

Plus, they're my nitepants

 

[kvr28]

They are a perfectly serviceable pair of And1 sweats!

Plus, they're my nitepants

Nitepants?

Okay Grammy, drink your ensure and time for bed.

 

[MountainMedic]

Nitepants?

Okay Grammy, drink your ensure and time for bed.

You don't have nitepants?
You wear jeans to bed toughguy?