General I just pulled a gritty
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Happens to the best of us.
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@MountainMedic General - Days Since I Shit Myself =
So there I was, minding my own business and thinking about jesus... Actually, was rolling around on the floor wrestling with my dog and all of a sudden, it just happened. It was a tiny little fart, non threatening in any way. Just got out of the shower, lol
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Never trust a fart mang.
The last time I shat myself I was driving to camp for another two week stint. I had a safety meeting when I got there and I was about 3km away. Had to fart, let er rip. Wasn't a fart.
I wonder if my ginch are still hanging in the tree where I chucked em.
Good thing I had all my clothes with me, because usually I just left my work clothes at my camp.
The last time I shat myself I was driving to camp for another two week stint. I had a safety meeting when I got there and I was about 3km away. Had to fart, let er rip. Wasn't a fart.
I wonder if my ginch are still hanging in the tree where I chucked em.
Good thing I had all my clothes with me, because usually I just left my work clothes at my camp.
If you didn't bet on your kids lives on the patriots you are already ahead!
I call them Mountain Splats
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My nephew who is grown as hell has been a life long pants shitter. So, it's not always an age thing. It was always when he drank. I really think he wanted attention or something. He once left a a perfect roll up in my bedroom when we were roommates. I was asleep and he snuck in and did it. The door was cracked open. I ran into my other roommate's room and pulled his poor dog who was yelping and squealing for his life. My buddy is scared to shit I'm about to kill his dog and my nephew confesses.
I was 24 when I shit myself lol, it's been 10 years since that little slip up.
Yeah but my nephew fills his pants. He shat in front of his mom and my mom(his abuela) at the border line because he couldn't wait to cross back and use a regular rr. They had to drive back with the windows down.
I wasn't there or any other men. I found out about it from my ma who wanted me to lay down another whoopin and by God did I.
Almost all of his bets were wrong. I don't even watch ball sports, but if he picked a team to win, it was almost a 100% chance they were going to lose. I think he got his betting tips from that shitty rapper Drake.