Society America's Gerbils Breathe a Big Collective Sigh of Relief

[megatherium]

Au revoir...



View: https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1859695784696086604

 

[CuddleBug]

Don't let the door hit your gerbil on the way out.

 

[MountainMedic]

Renounce your citizenship if you feel this strongly, fucktard.

 

[Rambo John J]

FUck off Dickface

 

[White347lx]

Is he scared of something?

 

[NiteProwleR]

Rape charges, upcumming Gerbil sitter onner!

 

[fob]

Starting to look like old bill Clinton

 

[Homeslice]

Bahahaha, with that title I KNEW it was going to be about Richard Gere leaving the country. A++ score!!!

 

[segfault]

Whoever started that story might be the greatest troll of all time. (Sly denies it.) That rumor has stuck to Gere like gum on a shoe since 1974.

 

[kvr28]

Whoever started that story might be the greatest troll of all time. (Sly denies it.) That rumor has stuck to Gere like gum on a shoe since 1974.

It's right up there with rod stewarts stomach being pumped and 7 different types of semen were found inside.

 

[Discomboobulated]

It's right up there with rod stewarts stomach being pumped and 7 different types of semen were found inside.

When I was a kid, I remember listening to the radio and the DJ said, "Next up, we have one by the cum-guzzler, himself." Then he starting playing a Rod Stewart song, lol.

 

[kvr28]

When I was a kid, I remember listening to the radio and the DJ said, "Next up, we have one by the cum-guzzler, himself." Then he starting playing a Rod Stewart song, lol.

lol, that's awesome

 

[NiteProwleR]

I used to think those rumors were outlandishly false but after last years spree of dog fuckers giving their pets monkey pox I'm gonna go ahead and err on the side of 100 % true.

 

[ChadK]

I literally laughed out loud at this post. Well done.

 

[RichardGeresMissingGerbil]