Ate half a cup of plain rice, immediate explosive shits. Luckily I made it to the toilet. I did spray my balls with doo doo water though, fuckin nasty
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time for some cheese
maybe cabbage as well
I'll wait till I'm home, definitely gonna suck though. No food, only water for 30 hours on planes and in airports. FML
You'll join the Scat Pack soon enough@Wild can we change the name of the forum to the scat lounge, thanks
Bear Scat Boogaloo?
Few close calls on the first flight, about an hour from SFO now.
Banana stayed in me about 5 minutes. Need actual Pepto, it's mind blowing you can't get that in other countries. Imodium is losing its effectiveness I think. My poor butthole is so raw right now, even with using a bidet for 2 days.
Word of advice, don't eat beef, egg, cabbage, and peanut butter sandwiches.
Banana stayed in me about 5 minutes. Need actual Pepto, it's mind blowing you can't get that in other countries. Imodium is losing its effectiveness I think. My poor butthole is so raw right now, even with using a bidet for 2 days.
Word of advice, don't eat beef, egg, cabbage, and peanut butter sandwiches.
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Exactly, It's a quick layer over though, only about 2 hours and I have to clear customs and recheck bags but it's nice to know I can drop trou and release the evil if I need to
Well, another man joined the club. While walking to customs and elderly Asian man clenched his ass with his hands and got that look of horror everyone knows too well. I smiled and nodded to him.
I almost shat myself not long after. Sneezed unexpectedly and almost lost it!
I almost shat myself not long after. Sneezed unexpectedly and almost lost it!
Made it home without any further shifting of myself. Decided to have a Gatorade and a few crackers when I got here, lasted almost 30 mins before coming back out both ends. Saying fuck it and am just going to go back to eating normal now, need to force food in so I can get strength to get over this shit
Yeah, just keep putting things in and pushing it through. That's what the constant shits are is your body trying to expel/flush the virus or whatever it is out of you, give it more stuff to use.