Personal Amazon personal presents-to-self

[sparkuri]

I am so much happiness big with joy! 🙏🏽

 

[NiteProwleR]

idk what any of that is but its not brisket

 

[segfault]

Your toilet is going to have to be registered as a Superfund site.

 

[Rambo John J]

what is cameron's

 

[sparkuri]

what is cameron's

Organic coffee beans, Scandinavian blend

 

[sparkuri]

Your toilet is going to have to be registered as a Superfund site.

I can't do that twice in the same calendar year.

 

[kvr28]

Careful with the Erythritol, too much and your going to be shitting yourself. I made a low carb cheesecake with it, bad mistake.

 

[luchalibre]

Careful with the Erythritol, too much and your going to be shitting yourself. I made a low carb cheesecake with it, bad mistake.

It's like the sugar free gummy bears, pure evil

 

[kvr28]

It's like the sugar free gummy bears, pure evil

lol, still the greatest amazon review ever

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

Careful with the Erythritol, too much and your going to be shitting yourself. I made a low carb cheesecake with it, bad mistake.

It's also bad for your heart.

 

[vad]

lol, still the greatest amazon review ever

My favorite is the jug of fox urine written like a wine tasting review. I will have to try and find it. I was out of breath laughing the first time I read it.

 

[sparkuri]

It's also bad for your heart.

Says WHO?

 

[MountainMedic]

bad mistake

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

Says WHO?

The sugar lobbyists at the NIH.

Erythritol and cardiovascular events

Higher blood levels of the artificial sweetener erythritol were associated with increased risk of heart attack and stroke.

www.nih.gov

 

[BWS]

I BOUGHT MYSELF A HOLOSUN THERMAL SCOPE. BUT IM ABOUT TO DO A BUNCH OF SHIT TO MAKE MY BACK YARD EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL FOR MY WIFE.

 

[sparkuri]

I BOUGHT MYSELF A HOLOSUN THERMAL SCOPE. BUT IM ABOUT TO DO A BUNCH OF SHIT TO MAKE MY BACK YARD EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL FOR MY WIFE.

Pics wigger or it didn't happen

 

[mysticmac]

Pics wigger or it didn't happen

He's just going to get naked and go out in the backyard and call her out there.

 

[Robbie Hart]

@sparkuri you’re a dork and a momo

 

[sparkuri]

@sparkuri you’re a dork and a momo

Speaking of dork's and momo's, my buddy's moving to Florida so that gives me an excuse to go watch a fight with you, Or just kick your ass for that comment.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Speaking of dork's and momo's, my buddy's moving to Florida so that gives me an excuse to go watch a fight with you, Or just kick your ass for that comment.

I’m all in for that…for real
Also, we’ll get super messed up and end up grappling on the floor in front of a bunch of people who will be disgusted at both of us and look at us like children

 

[kvr28]

I’m all in for that…for real
Also, we’ll get super messed up and end up grappling on the floor in front of a bunch of people who will be disgusted at both of us and look at us like children

Will this be streamed anywhere?

 

[vad]

I’m all in for that…for real
Also, we’ll get super messed up and end up grappling on the floor in front of a bunch of people who will be disgusted at both of us and look at us like children

I predict 10 seconds of heavy grappling followed up by several minutes of middle aged labored breathing.

 

[sparkuri]

I predict 10 seconds of heavy grappling followed up by several minutes of middle aged labored breathing.

*shakes hand*

"Whew, let's take 5, in through the nose, out through the mouth."

 

[sparkuri]

New evidence shredder

 

[Robbie Hart]

I predict 10 seconds of heavy grappling followed up by several minutes of middle aged labored breathing.

I will probably pass out within 10 seconds