General It sucks not having little ones on Christmas

[kvr28]

Waiting for my daughter and her boyfriend to come over for dinner at 3 so we can share presents. I miss my daughter waking us up at 5 am and the look of joy on her face.

She better give me a damn grandchild soon or I'm gonna cut someone.

Enjoy the time with your little ones if you have them, it goes by way too fast.

 

[scourge]

Wow. I have no kids. Thanks for kicking me in the teeth.

 

[kvr28]

Wow. I have no kids. Thanks for kicking me in the teeth.

Well this is awkward

 

[scourge]

Lol

 

[vad]

Wow. I have no kids. Thanks for kicking me in the teeth.

Have sex with a woman for a change

 

[kvr28]

Have sex with a woman for a change

wow, someone got coal in their stocking

 

[vad]

wow, someone got coal in their stocking

A small box of Cheez-Its and slim jims thank you very much

 

[kvr28]

A small box of Cheez-Its and slim jims thank you very much

 

[vad]

Downed the cheez-its, thats a given.

Slim Jims I think I will toss in my truck for a day I forget snacks out ice fishing. Not a big fan of them and idk why my wife even wasted the money, but they will do in a pinch.

 

[Rambo John J]

Wow. I have no kids. Thanks for kicking me in the teeth.

Same here

All good brother, enjoy

 

[vad]

Same here

All good brother, enjoy

Find a nice gal and blow loads in her. Its pretty straightforward.

 

[fob]

you can my kids , they eat and cost too much

 

[Rambo John J]

Find a nice gal and blow loads in her. Its pretty straightforward.

I will look into it

 

[kvr28]

Same here

All good brother, enjoy

No female can handle the seed from John J, it will take at least ten red blooded American woman to handle the job.

 

[kvr28]

you can my kids , they eat and cost too much

Yeah but they are cuties!

 

[Rambo John J]

No female can handle the seed from John J, it will take at least ten red blooded American woman to handle the job.

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Haha
Amazing

Some of them are cross eyed which is hot
and there are like 4-6 trannies and one pure dude in the second pic with the buff chicks

 

[Robbie Hart]

I miss mine also

 

[MountainMedic]

I will look into it

I'd advise against staring directly at it.

 

[kvr28]

Haha
Amazing

Some of them are cross eyed which is hot
and there are like 4-6 trannies and one pure dude in the second pic with the buff chicks

Yeah, grok fucked that up but I went with it, the mustache and the goatee is perfect

 

[mysticmac]

She better give me a damn grandchild soon or I'm gonna cut someone.

It's under the tree. Didn't you feed it?

 

[NotBanjaxo]

I'd advise against staring directly at it.

 

[MountainMedic]

A wise man once told me vaginas are like plungers-

As a kid walking through a hardware store you see a plunger and it's the greatest toy ever! You can stick it to the floor, the wall, your face, anywhere. Hours of fun!
But, eventually you grow up and see one used the way it's supposed to be used and you no longer want to put one on your face anytime soon.

They're both designed to get gross shit out of a small hole, thats their purpose.

 

[NiteProwleR]