General Anyone else have a traditional New Years day dinner
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By New Years eve pork do you all eat some nasty boiled sausage or like a pork tenderloin?
pozole levanta muertos worx fine too
I've been searching ebay non stop for the same one, can't find itTime to double down and start "misplacing" her stuff
If I do though it is coming out of her allowance damn it!
Start casually comparing everything to your alarm clock.
"... you know, it's about the size of my clock you threw away"
"...its similar to the color of my clock you threw away"
"....you look almost as old as my clock you threw away"
Real subtle like
I should start a Dear Man Landers advice column.
"... you know, it's about the size of my clock you threw away"
"...its similar to the color of my clock you threw away"
"....you look almost as old as my clock you threw away"
Real subtle like
I should start a Dear Man Landers advice column.
I annoy myself in the morning, I can only imagine how the other dudes feel about it
Ok so this year because everyone got a bad cough (we are all fine meow) and were feeling lazy and well all the other families cooked we didn't even put our Christmas tree up or the baby Jesus and los Reyes Magos are still chilling in our basement in a box with my weed growing tent and lights, poor Magos lol
I was actchually looking forward to just staying home, banging the gf , drinking Baileys and watching Rizin
FML enter my in-laws .....
I think this deserves a proper Origins Historia:
My Father in Law (and associates ?) bought a house from some Aytalian mafioso dude here in Montreal (name starts w Z) many years back that got into trouble with some brown envelopes business, tax stuff, the usual.
He bought it for a fraction of the price, 1-2 years before Covid
The dude (Mr. Z) had ordered all this marble from China and expensive pieces (like the chandelier and some of the art) directly from Italy and various places in Europe. Covid hit and LDO these Asians (my in-laws) offered to just take all those pretty things off their hands for an even smaller fraction ($0.20 on the dollar or so)
hihihi
Of course, they agreed, lawyers are expensive and lawsuits (theirs) last forever
Covid came, Covid went and the pieces never got to Montreal, the marble came in small drips and shit but fuck did the property gain value so no matter what it was winner winner chicken dinner
Anyways, they finally finished everything and we gonna be spending New Years again there.
I wanna show u guys the pictures and will include some funny stories because everytime I go there Im not too sure they wont bury me under the 1000 bottle Cave a Vin cellar lol
I was actchually looking forward to just staying home, banging the gf , drinking Baileys and watching Rizin
FML enter my in-laws .....
I think this deserves a proper Origins Historia:
My Father in Law (and associates ?) bought a house from some Aytalian mafioso dude here in Montreal (name starts w Z) many years back that got into trouble with some brown envelopes business, tax stuff, the usual.
He bought it for a fraction of the price, 1-2 years before Covid
The dude (Mr. Z) had ordered all this marble from China and expensive pieces (like the chandelier and some of the art) directly from Italy and various places in Europe. Covid hit and LDO these Asians (my in-laws) offered to just take all those pretty things off their hands for an even smaller fraction ($0.20 on the dollar or so)
hihihi
Of course, they agreed, lawyers are expensive and lawsuits (theirs) last forever
Covid came, Covid went and the pieces never got to Montreal, the marble came in small drips and shit but fuck did the property gain value so no matter what it was winner winner chicken dinner
Anyways, they finally finished everything and we gonna be spending New Years again there.
I wanna show u guys the pictures and will include some funny stories because everytime I go there Im not too sure they wont bury me under the 1000 bottle Cave a Vin cellar lol
Their tree is so ridiculous big that they have to put it here LOL , even the high ceilings dont fit it
My favorite piece is their Candelabro, thing is MASSIVE , i have always known that my story ends hanging from this piece with my Father in Law shooting at me from above for pissing him off for the 200th time
My favorite piece is their Candelabro, thing is MASSIVE , i have always known that my story ends hanging from this piece with my Father in Law shooting at me from above for pissing him off for the 200th time
They really put marble in the entire fooking house. it actchually suxxx, my hard wood floors are warm, marble is cold.
But aparently at the price they got it this is just such a massive investment that LDO will be passed down to our childrens so I guess I put up with their estupido marmol
But aparently at the price they got it this is just such a massive investment that LDO will be passed down to our childrens so I guess I put up with their estupido marmol
These Chinos (they are not actually Chinese but woteva) put on a good show though, they hire a cook, put little names on the table and the whole funny shit u see on tv , everyone has a seat at the table.
I like to get there early to mix up the names
My father in law will kill me one day
I like to get there early to mix up the names
My father in law will kill me one day
But what I like the most is ROYALLY pissing off my father in law by opening his expensive bottles that he keeps only for his business associates BAR HAR HAR
what joyyyyyyyyy
You see, he cannot appear to be cheap (he isn't but he comes from poverty so he kind of is) in front of his guests so he has no choice but to just watch me get on top of his chairs and start taking bottles from the top shelf
I LOVE fucking with him
I pour mostly the uncles and people that according to my Father in Law cannot appreciate the taste of these liquors, and the moar he complains the bigger the pours get
he had to tackle me one year to not drain this one, he really likes this one for some strange reason
Happy New Year folks ! let's piss off some South East Asians !
what joyyyyyyyyy
You see, he cannot appear to be cheap (he isn't but he comes from poverty so he kind of is) in front of his guests so he has no choice but to just watch me get on top of his chairs and start taking bottles from the top shelf
I LOVE fucking with him
I pour mostly the uncles and people that according to my Father in Law cannot appreciate the taste of these liquors, and the moar he complains the bigger the pours get
he had to tackle me one year to not drain this one, he really likes this one for some strange reason
Happy New Year folks ! let's piss off some South East Asians !
I hate marble
I'm a mailman and all the old school AYtalian houses in Ville Lasalle and Lachine have them steps in the old marble, going up and also going down because for some reason, even here in Canada, they like to build their bunkers in the basement like in the old world.
But they never fix them so they are all broken and shit.
I've flown a few times lol