I think she would cut me, seriouslyI like to say "now you're just embarrassing yourself", the less sense it makes in regard to the context of the conversation the better.
This is satire isn't itAll you have to do is tell quite literally any woman to "just calm down".
That always gets them to stop, take a moment, and reflect on how they're acting in the current situation.
That's your fault for having a woman that's stronger than you.