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BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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I'm not sure that is correct.

So I went to Google.

"The term "Eskimo brothers" is a slang term that refers to two men who have had sex with the same woman at different times and remain on good terms."
The interior of an igloo isn't pink, sir...
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Google AI says you are incorrect about the definition of Eskimo Bros.

Accept the shame.

Now having said that, should we now be using "Inuit Bros" to be politically correct?
I'm not a white, female. Bachelor of arts student. As a result, I'm not offended by the term Eskimo.
 

segfault

Posting Machine
Aug 13, 2024
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So, I just found out that not only am I am eskimo bros with my actual bro, but also with a co-worker.

The weirdest part is that I was told by my co-worker today that he was going to ask her back out.

I had to tell him that she's long term happy married with kids.

He was devastated.

I was like, srsly, did you think she was just going to wait around until you asked her back out?

We're all in our 50s!

So the question is, do I tell her about all this?
Definitely! CC her husband, too, he'll get a good laugh at the coincidence.
 

Lamont Cranston

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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Jan 15, 2015
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Follow up:

Spoke with her today.

She said,

1) She's glad she's glad he did not ask her because that would have been awkward and she was glad I told him so he didn't.

2) She reminded me that her friend and she are eskimo sisters with me.
 

Uncle Tom Doug

Official TMMAC Racist
Jun 24, 2022
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Follow up:

Spoke with her today.

She said,

1) She's glad she's glad he did not ask her because that would have been awkward and she was glad I told him so he didn't.

2) She reminded me that her friend and she are eskimo sisters with me.
canadians are almost as bad as australians when it comes slutty behavior.

Maybe all those guys were telling the truth about their canadian girlfriends? It seems like they'll let just about anyone put their penises in them.
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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Follow up:

Spoke with her today.

She said,

1) She's glad she's glad he did not ask her because that would have been awkward and she was glad I told him so he didn't.

2) She reminded me that her friend and she are eskimo sisters with me.
I'm starting to feel like this is a test from your wife after what she told you
 

Lamont Cranston

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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Jan 15, 2015
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I'm starting to feel like this is a test from your wife after what she told you
I just asked her.

She said no, and to go outside and shovel the snow off the drive way and stop fooling around on the internet.