General Guess what
- Thread starter JerryCranberry
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General - Days Since I Shit Myself =
So there I was, minding my own business and thinking about jesus... Actually, was rolling around on the floor wrestling with my dog and all of a sudden, it just happened. It was a tiny little fart, non threatening in any way. Just got out of the shower, lol
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Guys this is serious I have a job interview in the morning and I wanted to wear this pants. I think I still can.
Scrub and wash
rinse repeat
stop eating, only water from now on
no more shitting
rinse repeat
stop eating, only water from now on
no more shitting
I am not getting out of bed to do laundry god damn it. I wore this suit to bed to save time getting ready in the morning. Need a full nights sleep
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Pics or it didn't happen
I ended up taking off my pants and throwing them across the room. If I still smell them as soon as I wake up then I won’t wear them.
NEVER trust a fart!
Just let it go and embrace the grind
Wait, he ate peanuts?
Pants this morning weren’t “clean” but the smell was mostly gone so I’ve got them back on and headed out to the job interview. Wish me luck.
Just remember, ANY asshole can get a job without shit in his pants.
Takes a real man to close the deal while packing a load.
You got this!
Or not. Actually, probably not. But Jesus probably loves you so you'll be fine. Probably.
Takes a real man to close the deal while packing a load.
You got this!
Or not. Actually, probably not. But Jesus probably loves you so you'll be fine. Probably.