General Eskimo Bros

[Lennybishop]

I just asked her.

She said no, and to go outside and shovel the snow off the drive way and stop fooling around on the internet.

Don't let her talk to you like that. You know what must be done.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Don't let her talk to you like that. You know what must be done.

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Listen, I might be able to get away with saying I can't shovel snow until it stops snowing but she knows when and where I sleep...

 

[Peruvian Necktiez]

Doesn't answer my question though.

why would u tell her?

she is happily married w kids, she aint gonna fuck any of you dudes lol

edit: fml just realized its your wife, nvm my comment

 

[kvr28]

so have you banged her again yet?

 

[Bushkill Blades]

Of course, despite my best efforts, one of my old high school friends wound up fucking an ex of mine.

Fucking disgusting imo. I'd never put my cock anywhere one of my friends had been. Certainly not my mouth.

I guess he liked the residual taste of Alto.

 

[NiteProwleR]

How's tastes my pepperoni?

 

[kvr28]

Of course, despite my best efforts, one of my old high school friends wound up fucking an ex of mine.

Fucking disgusting imo. I'd never put my cock anywhere one of my friends had been. Certainly not my mouth.

I guess he liked the residual taste of Alto.

Uh, I was talking to Dougie, thanks for sharing that disgusting story

 

[Lamont Cranston]

so have you banged her again yet?

No.

I'm an adult that has control over my wiener.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Of course, despite my best efforts, one of my old high school friends wound up fucking an ex of mine.

Fucking disgusting imo. I'd never put my cock anywhere one of my friends had been. Certainly not my mouth.

I guess he liked the residual taste of Alto.

It's ok to be first...

 

[kvr28]

No.

I'm an adult that has control over my wiener.

Whatever sex guy

 

[Bushkill Blades]

Uh, I was talking to Dougie, thanks for sharing that disgusting story

Funny you should mention!

It was Dougie that we both banged.

 

[kvr28]

Funny you should mention!

It was Dougie that we both banged.

@Lamont Cranston Awkward!

 

[NiteProwleR]

Quite the perverted thread you created, OP.

 

[Peruvian Necktiez]

I'm here for the pervertions

 

[MountainMedic]

Listen, I might be able to get away with saying I can't shovel snow until it stops snowing but she knows when and where I sleep...

Add another "homeless drifter" to the list

 

[MountainMedic]

No.

I'm an adult that has control over my wiener.

Duct taping it to your thigh isn't exactly "control", more like contained.

 

[NiteProwleR]

Like a pickle.

 

[MountainMedic]

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Whatever sex guy

R.I.P. Sex Guy...gone...but not forgotten...

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Duct taping it to your thigh isn't exactly "control", more like contained.

...never use adhesives...