General Don't Get in a Bar Fight in Canada

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[Lamont Cranston]

 

[MountainMedic]

Or don't get in bar fights naked

 

[kvr28]

View: https://twitter.com/trendyfreya/status/1885836379008995800

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

Or don't get in bar fights naked

That's literally the only way I bar fight.

 

[Lennybishop]

Or don't get in bar fights naked

If I want to fight a grown man naked. That's my perogative.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

That's literally the only way I bar fight.

When I get in a bar fight I like to take all my clothes off as quickly as possible.

No guy wants to fight a naked guy.

In fact, if their buddy jumps in to try and help and you get your clothes off quick enough you can make it look like they are fighting over you...

 

[MountainMedic]

If I want to fight a grown man naked. That's my perogative.

Think of the children!

 

[kvr28]

Dougie at the gym


View: https://twitter.com/crazyvideosHQ/status/1772079546277212250

 

[quality]

No guy wants to fight a naked guy.

True. You win 90%+ of fights just by being naked. If you fight a gay guy they don't care, so it's not a 100% win rate.

 

[NiteProwleR]

I heard someone who sounded almost exactly like S @Smiffy saying spit on it. Almost.

 

[Robbie Hart]

I once tried to lick a jolly rancher that was on a frozen section in a grocery store and my mom just said “this is not going to feel good, but” and ripped me off of it because she was ashamed of me for even bothering to do that
It is not fun times, to say the least

 

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