General Yard Guy is Back

[Rambo John J]

 

[Rambo John J]

 

[Rambo John J]

Fired this dude years ago, but he showed up again

He is not very good at his job, not even sure his mower was cutting grass
I paid him 30 bucks and told him to stop service

 

[Thuglife13]

Did he threaten you with "Right kick hospital, left kick cemetary?" LoL

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Did he threaten you with "Right kick hospital, left kick cemetary?" LoL

He threatened @Rambo John J with the ol' middle leg, which is why Rambo agreed to let him mow the lawn.

 

[CasketCaseZombie]

I would have dismissed him for lack of proper safety gear. Those shoes and lawn mowers don’t mix.

 

[vad]

I know a guy like that. Had both nipples shorn clean off by a mower blade. Not good.

 

[MountainMedic]

I know a guy like that. Had both nipples shorn clean off by a mower blade. Not good.

Both? I've heard of one, shit happens.
But both?

 

[kvr28]

Still a classic


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4oJsSnmGkw

 

[NiteProwleR]

Left arm lever, right arm trigger.

 

[NiteProwleR]

Both? I've heard of one, shit happens.
But both?

I opened up my foot on one of those lava rock decoration things I have around my plants weedeating. No sandles for yard work.

 

[MountainMedic]

I opened up my foot on one of those lava rock decoration things I have around my plants weedeating. No sandles for yard work.

Well, yeah, but you still have all 3 original nipples right?

 

[NiteProwleR]

Yes and they are spectacular.

 

[MountainMedic]

 

[kvr28]

Still a classic


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4oJsSnmGkw

Actually looking back it's kind of fucked up with his bipolar disorder, but no one was aware at the time


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=favSCEkbJIQ

 

[NiteProwleR]

I can't stand Mauro. Proverbial proverbial, etc.

Quadros, Mo, Bas was the all star commentary crew. They made Royce x Saku watchable.

 

[Rambo John J]

I can't stand Mauro. Proverbial proverbial, etc.

Quadros, Mo, Bas was the all star commentary crew. They made Royce x Saku watchable.

Mo?

 

[segfault]

That Cro Cop prank would have been next level if Mauro just walked off-camera behind a curtain and you just heard a gunshot and a wet thud.

Would have been the most awkward 30 seconds ever filmed.

 

[Discomboobulated]

I can't stand Mauro.

Mama Mia!

 

[NiteProwleR]

Mo = Maurice Smith

Also, that prank was really awkward. Mauro got scared then all offended and they were just hazing him to welcome him to the crew as they are all cool dudes. He acted like a total bitch.

 

[Rambo John J]

Where is my original thread, can't find it
This one is a Chinese knockoff

Search function fails me
I need that thread for legal proof of his termination

 

[sparkuri]

That's a gas mower.

Kick him to the curb unless he comes back with an electric mower.
He's killing grandma.

 

[Rambo John J]

That's a gas mower.

Kick him to the curb unless he comes back with an electric mower.
He's killing grandma.

He didn't even cut the grass, looked the same just with track marks on it from him pushing it around.

So I fired him, again.
Question is, What should I do if this guy comes back.
I asked him if he spoke English and he just stared, possible language barrier.

 

[sparkuri]

He didn't even cut the grass, looked the same just with track marks on it from him pushing it around.

So I fired him, again.
Question is, What should I do if this guy comes back.
I asked him if he spoke English and he just stared, possible language barrier.

Haven't you learned your lesson?
He's probably banging your wife.
They made a movie about it and everything.



You need to watch this ASAP




View: https://youtu.be/xyzNzLeofBQ?si=yMQZmZKPCIvvs0yn

 

[NiteProwleR]

Kick him to the curb unless he comes back with an electric mower.
He's killing grandma.

Right leg grandma, left leg the armageddon.