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CuddleBug

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I know it's hard to control a raging cat, but am I wrong that the most reliable way is to grab them by the scruff of the neck? Not only does that control them, but it tends to trigger a reaction that calms them down like they are being carried by their mother. Any pussy experts here?
 
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segfault

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CuddleBug said:
I know it's hard to control a raging cat, but am I wrong that the most reliable way is to grab them by the scruff of the neck? Not only does that control them, but it tends to trigger a reaction that calms them down like they are being carried by their mother. Any pussy experts here?
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It's a lot like plucking a food processor blade assembly out while it's running. Simple in theory.
 
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Papi Chingon

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CuddleBug said:
I know it's hard to control a raging cat, but am I wrong that the most reliable way is to grab them by the scruff of the neck? Not only does that control them, but it tends to trigger a reaction that calms them down like they are being carried by their mother. Any pussy experts here?
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When I was a kid we had a cat that hid her litter from us in an inaccessible area in our basement. Maybe 3 months later the kittens were able to be caught over the course of a week or two. The scruff of the neck did nothing to stop these wild kittens from spazzing, flailing around, scratching, and biting. I'm no pussy expert, but I play one on TV.
 
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