General Jon Stewart cut his hand up, on air bit gone sideways
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One of the worst cuts I've ever got was washing an old beer mug and that's cause I handle sharp spinny objects on the daily.
I broke every glass in my house. That's why I only have Tostitos glasses for fancy drink, now.
I broke every glass in my house. That's why I only have Tostitos glasses for fancy drink, now.
I dropped a big Pyrex measuring cup in a cast iron sink and tried to catch it.
Reslut was me jamming my wrist meat into the scalpel sharp broken glass.
It just wouldn't stop bleeding.
3hrs with ice packs, elevation, and an on again off again tourniquet until my ER nurse girlfriend got home and I could walk her through gluing it shut.
I parked on the kitchen floor until she got home cause I kept getting dizzy everytime I stood up, lol. So much blood....
In the mid-2000's, you know, before liberals completely lost their fucking minds, he was so, so good.
He was good in Big Daddy, I watched his show on Comedy Central for years and he was pretty good...can't remember exactly when, maybe 2015 right before he left Comedy Central he started going way to left for me and I tuned out....haven't really gave him the time of day, he going the same path as Keith Olbermamn a once great ESPN anchor turned radical far lefty.
It's still crazy to me that in 15 years "I don't care if gays get married" has gone from being a liberal position to being homophobic.
Its where Gen X got our news, lol.
He was the man. What he did and continues to do for 9/11 responders makes him the man. He has glimpses of the dude he used to be, like when he sent Colbert into a tizzy saying the Wuhan virus probably came from the Wuhan virology lab across the river..
He could absolutely regain his throne, he just needs to break up with oddly held values and team.
We loved him because he talked shit about anything ridiculous, no matter D or R. He got lost in the nonsense but you can tell there's still a "this is bullshit" shit talker in there. Hes just scared to lose his "community".
Pussy.
I just searched "matt serra fuck im" on DuckDuckGo with adult filter disabled. Big mistake.@IschKabibble
@kvr28 - great idea here. Can we make it happen fellas?
Look how thick that little Guido's neck has become. There's like 10" inches of Italian back meat strapped to it!
So much pasta...
So much pasta...
As someone who's probably about the same age. It was very odd to watch Rage Against the Machine turn into Rage For the Machine during 2020
Thats around the time I made my Playlist strictly bluegrass and old country, lol. Between that kinda shit and working security for tons of bands I thought I liked I became 100% jaded to all of it.
They're communists. It's 100% on brand.