General The poop thread

[mysticmac]

We all like discussing it, so why not make a thread for doing so?

"If you hold all of your farts in, will you fly away like a balloon?"

View: https://youtu.be/Q2ysbTVlPdk?t=134

 

[Lennybishop]

This thread is da shit!

 

[MountainMedic]

My kind of thread!

@kvr28 get in here!

 

[jason73]

a poo megathread.... i like it

 

[MountainMedic]

OK- I'll start. The most free I ever felt was leaning back on the deer killing bumper of my 79 scout and taking a road dump in the middle of nowhere Nevada.

It was beautiful.

 

[mysticmac]

OK- I'll start. The most free I ever felt was leaning back on the deer killing bumper of my 79 scout and taking a road dump in the middle of nowhere Nevada.

It was beautiful.

They make an accessory for that now.

 

[MountainMedic]

They make an accessory for that now.

I don't need your new fangled contraptions muddling up a pure experience!

 

[Rambo John J]

View: https://giphy.com/gifs/starwars-movie-star-wars-3owzWhdkWeMbIK7U0U

 

[kvr28]

what the hell is wrong with you people

 

[mysticmac]

what the hell is wrong with you people

 

[MountainMedic]

Yall need fiber!

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

 

[kvr28]

for you heathens


View: https://twitter.com/HowThingsWork_/status/1895811758805357004

 

[MountainMedic]

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

for you heathens


View: https://twitter.com/HowThingsWork_/status/1895811758805357004

Is this for japanese people? Most Americans are way too fat to use that thing.

 

[Discomboobulated]

I buy the 12 lb. bag.

 

[kvr28]

Just eat a small can of salt and vinegar almonds, it will be like soft serve

 

[mysticmac]

Hitler couldn't poop. Meth helped.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTMJL4cgHK4

 

[Fan_of_Fanboys]

A bidet is the single greatest poop related invention since the flushing toilet

If you're fancy you can get a heated seat and warm water reservoir too

 

[kvr28]

posted this on the wrong thread


View: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB/status/1897029237930090916

 

[NiteProwleR]

Buncha shitheads, here.

 

[MountainMedic]

Cold hands, warm fart

 

[kvr28]

View: https://twitter.com/dom_lucre/status/1898859341866029161

 

[Lennybishop]

View: https://twitter.com/dom_lucre/status/1898859341866029161

Since when do they need restrooms?