I live in a proper British Pub- AMA

[Chief]

I've already been rumbled. Plus, it'd be awkward if family of the Pub won the quiz.

Ah, family hook-up. Nice! That explains the morning beers lol.

 

[EyeAmYuki]

I work shift work so have to sleep during the day sometimes. These ear plugs are a life saver. Most comfortable I've ever tried. Disposable so you throw them away when you wake up and pop in a new pair when you need them again.
Amazon.com: Moldex 6800 Pura-Fit Soft-Foam Earplugs, Uncorded Tapered Style, Green (Pack of 200): Industrial & Scientific

I'm almost certain they're the identical to the ones on our construction site at work. Wore them once and slept through my alarm

 

[Chief]

I'm almost certain they're the identical to the ones on our construction site at work. Wore them once and slept through my alarm

Lol, that's how I found them. We use them at work.

 

[Chief]

What's the grub like?

 

[Stillmatic]

What's the grub like?

Great question!!

 

[EyeAmYuki]

My parents owned both a brewery and a pub. Sold brewery and retired. Pub still run by family. Not me. I just live here.

 

[EyeAmYuki]

Great question!!

No food menu here.

 

[Priziesthorse]

Is there a functional Winchester rifle above the bar?

 

[EyeAmYuki]

Is there a functional Winchester rifle above the bar?

No, we have two decommissioned (is that a word?) shotguns on the wall though.

 

[member 3289]

Ever get any American customers?

 

[Zeph]

No, we have two decommissioned (is that a word?) shotguns on the wall though.

I have a friend who shot someone with a shotgun once. He's called 'Shotgun John'. Crazy dude. Served time in Spain for trafficing coke.

 

[EyeAmYuki]

Ever get any American customers?

Just asked our barmaid. We have a few. She said they're annoying and enjoy playing air-gutair.

 

[Stillmatic]

Do you pick up a lot of ladies?

 

[Chief]

Is there a jukebox?

 

[Zeph]

He once traded me a Viagra for a line of coke, that shit gave me the longest and hardest boner I'ver ever had. Must have been like 8 hours, just throbbing.

 

[EyeAmYuki]

Do you pick up a lot of ladies?

It's a real ale pub. Lots of socks teamed with sandals and grey beards. Not very many women under 30.

 

[EyeAmYuki]

Is there a jukebox?

No jukebox. We have live music often though.

 

[Chief]

No jukebox. We have live music often though.

What do you do when everyone wants to hear Come on Eileen?

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Just asked our barmaid. We have a few. She said they're annoying and enjoy playing air-gutair.

Australians? thats cause we are sending all the freckle faced, inbred, butter sandwich eating scum back to you

 

[Zeph]

Which regulars piss you off the most and what do they do?

 

[EyeAmYuki]

What do you do when everyone wants to hear Come on Eileen?

Start a slow clap.

 

[EyeAmYuki]

Australians? thats cause we are sending all the freckle faced, inbred, butter sandwich eating scum back to you

We were talking about Americans.

I'd never employ an Aussie.

 

[EyeAmYuki]

If you don't mind now gentleman, I needs to be soaking that ale up...

 

[Chief]

If you don't mind now gentleman, I needs to be soaking that ale up...

Enjoy your pancakes.

 

[member 3289]

Is that a waffle or a pancake?